4.30.2007

XRAN XPLAINS- GEORGE TENET

Howdy Earthlings, it's your old buddy Xran the Fleshrender, space pirate, political pundit and the main man who simplifies complicated things that were made complicated by the simple.

Today I'm taking a look at former CIA director George Tenet and the little bombshells that are giving the media the screaming thigh sweats.

So let's light this candle...

This sharp looking fellow is...
GEORGE TENET

former head of...

THE CIA
(Central Intelligence Agency)

During his tenure he

FAILED TO STOP
THIS
THIS
OR THIS
and also failed to catch or kill
THIS GUYOSAMA BIN LADEN
He also said that it was a SLAM DUNK that
THIS GUYWas trying to build this...

As well as other nasty things

And failed to intercept those materials before they were sold or traded to...
THESE GUYS

Thus making Tenet the WORST CIA Director since...
THIS GUY
ADMIRAL STANSFIELD TURNER

who barred the CIA from doing any actual spying, or dealing with people who were not nice

Now a record like that would disqualify anyone from flipping burgers, let alone any lucrative book, movie, and political consulting deals.
So blame has to be shifted from
THIS GUY
to
THIS GUY
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

The method is simple
Talk about MEETINGS THE NEVER HAPPENED
Contradict ALL YOUR PAST STATEMENTS
And
BLAME BUSH FOR EVERYTHING
The Media will believe you
as long as you stick to the
DEMOCRATIC PARTY TALKING POINTS
and
HELP AMERICA LOSE THE WAR

Suddenly he is transformed from a loser to a hero

He's getting BOOK, MOVIE, POLITICAL CONSULTING DEALS and torrents of money and respectability coming out of his wazoo.

Sure he was a failure

But it doesn't mean he can't be a
SPECTACULAR FAILURE

I hope this clears everything up for you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Xran-

I am the same annoying “troll” that interrupted your post a couple of days ago. I must say I did laugh at this one. Your photos of George Tenet are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! While I disagree with just about everything you have posted I did laugh hysterically. (Oh, and George Tenet is no hero of the Democratic Party…he is a moron just like your photos indicate).

RT said...

A-hole seems to sum things up just fine, too. :)

ploop said...

Man alive - he deserves a medal. If his consulting deals are titled "how I snook out of shafting the rest of the world", I'd turn up to listen

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