6.13.2009

XRAN XPLAINS- RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS

Okay, a lot of folks in the mainstream media are calling the 88 year old walking tumor otherwise known as James Wenneker Von Brunn a "right winger," and I think this whole situation needs a little explaining if we're going to get to the truth about where Von Brunn lies in the political spectrum.

This is
JAMES VON BRUNN
a bigoted lunatic whose only positive contribution
to society, will be as fertilizer in a graveyard

He shot up
The Holocaust Memorial in Washington
MURDERING
an innocent security guard named
STEPHEN JOHNS
before being wounded himself
VON BRUNN
is being called a
RIGHT WING EXTREMIST
by the
MAINSTREAM MEDIA

But do they have their facts straight?

Well, the only way to find out is to look at what he believes, and who believes the exact same things...
VON BRUNN
thinks the Presidency is controlled by
DA JOOZ!

So does...
REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT
President Obama's former Pastor & Mentor
is he a "right winger?"
VON BRUNN
thinks the government should
NATIONALIZE BANKING
just like...
BARNEY FRANK
architect of the collapse of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac
is Barney Frank a "right winger?"
VON BRUNN
believed that violence was justified against the United States
just like
BILL AYERS
Obama's Friend & Unrepentant Terrorist
VON BRUNN
believes
9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
just like
ROSIE O'DONNELL
is she a "right winger?"
VON BRUNN
thinks
SOCIALISM
is the future
just like
MICHAEL MOORE
is he a "right winger" too?
VON BRUNN
hates
CHRISTIANS
FOX NEWS
NEOCONS

&
THE WEEKLY STANDARD
Even going so far as to plot to attack them

Does that sound like a "conservative" or "right winger" to you?

So why does the
MAINSTREAM MEDIA
keep INCORRECTLY calling him a
CONSERVATIVE?

Because the MAINSTREAM MEDIA
are predoninantly
LEFT WINGERS
don't want to admit that

a human stain like
JAMES VON BRUNN
is one of

THEM

I hope that clears things up for you.

4 comments:

Random Walker said...

pfff, THEM are the same semi sentient life forms who believe claim that communism and fascism are polar opposites, you could have left it at that.

shel said...

these picture posts should be a regular part of your schtick.

they're hilarious and cutting.

Radish said...

Excellent.

Random Walker said...

Now it turns out he was into child porn. Just wait, he’ll soon be a hero for the ACLU crowd.