2.16.2010

XRAN XPLAINS- WHY TAXING THE RICH DOESN'T WORK!

Howdy Earthlings.

It's your buddy Xran here to simplify the complicated after they've been complicated by the simple!

This time I'm going to explain why TAXING THE RICH DOESN'T WORK!!

This is
PRESIDENT OBAMA
he likes to
SPEND LOTS OF MONEY
&
RACK UP AN
ENORMOUS NATIONAL DEBT

But
PRESIDENT OBAMA
says it's all going to be
OKAY
because he's going to get the money out of those
RICH FAT CATS
by making them pay their
FAIR SHARE
in
TAXES
making
AMERICA
the perfect
UTOPIA
he claims it can be

But there's a catch.
RICH FAT CATS
have
LOBBYISTS
and these very same
LOBBYISTS
write the
TAX CODE
(Did you really think your Congressmen wrote it?)
in such a way that their
RICH FAT CAT CLIENTS
pay lower rates of taxes than
SMALL BUSINESS PEOPLE
&
Let's not forget
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S
ever decreasing definition of what makes someone a
RICH FAT CAT

$250,000 a year

$200,000 a year

$150,000 a year

$100,000 a year

Pretty soon the
MIDDLE CLASS
will be the new
FAT CAT

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

The
RICH FAT CATS
also like to
HIDE THEIR MONEY
in other countries
so they don't have to pay any
AMERICAN TAXES
and deny America investment capital
WRECKING THE ECONOMY
so no matter what a simple formula is always true

WHEN TAXES GO
UP
REVENUE GOES
DOWN!

So why does
PRESIDENT OBAMA
do it?

Shouldn't he know better?

If he didn't then he won't be able to play those
CLASS WARFARE BULLSHIT GAMES
that
HIS OWNERS
like to play because it
lets them grab power.

I hope that clears things up for you.

3 comments:

blackhawk12151 said...

Best Xran Xplains yet

オテモヤン said...
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Remulak MoxArgon said...

Dang, we had another spam scammer that I had to disintegrate, I mean delete.