Xran Xplains: The Fall of McCain-Feingold

Howdy Earthlings!

It's your buddy Xran here to simplify the complicated after they've been complicated by the simple.

Today, I'm going to tackle the recent downfall of McCain/Feingold. So let's get started...

These are
MCCAIN & FEINGOLD
they were going to save

AMERICA
from
LOBBYISTS
who paid off
POLITICIANS
through corporate
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS
So they* wrote the
MCCAIN FEINGOLD BILL
that banned
CORPORATE CAMPAIGN
CONTRIBUTIONS

But...
the bill was full of
LOOPHOLES
that allowed
BILLIONAIRES

BIG BUSINESS

LABOR UNIONS
&
THE PARTISAN POLITICAL
ORGANIZATIONS THAT
LOVE THEM
to
LAUNDER MONEY
through
527 GROUPS
&
FUNDRAISING "BUNDLERS"
& turn the money into
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS
allegedly from individuals
then the
POLITICIANS
start handing these people
YOUR TAX DOLLARS
via stimulus packages, bailouts, and regulations favoring their interests
and
CORRUPTION
was allowed to run freely out of sight
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

THE MCCAIN FEINGOLD BILL
was also gross violation of
THE RIGHT TO
FREE SPEECH
which is why the
SUPREME COURT
QUASHED IT

Now the
DEMOCRATS
will tell you that this ruling will favor
REPUBLICANS
with lots of sweet
WALL STREET / BIG BUSINESS MONEY
That's a
BIG FAT PILE OF
CLASS WAR
BULL
WALL STREET & BIG CORPORATIONS
favor
DEMOCRATS
while
SMALL BUSINESSES
favor

REPUBLICANS
and the
DEMOCRATS
need to keep the
SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS
from getting involved in
POLITICS
because they might actually support someone
who supports real
FREE MARKETS
which lead to
REAL FREEDOM
&
POLITICIANS
don't like that.
It also forces the real sources of their
CAMPAIGN MONEY

INTO THE LIGHT

I hope that clears things up for you.

*By "they" I mean a different group of lobbyists wrote the bill for them.