XRAN XPLAIN- THE CIA "TORTURE" INVESTIGATION

Hello Earthlings, your old pal Xran here to simplify the complicated after its been complicated by the simple. Today I'm going to explain Attorney General Eric Holder's decision to investigate the CIA over allegations of "torture."

This is
ERIC HOLDER
Attorney General of the USA
in the past he's
REFUSED TO PROSECUTE
AL GORE
(for illegally fundraising while Vice President)
or
BLACK PANTHERS
(for intimidating voters)
or
BILL RICHARDSON
(Democratic Governor of New Mexico for corruption)
and campaigned for pardons for
MARC RICH
(who did business with Iran)
&
PUERTO RICAN TERRORISTS
(who killed people)
but
ERIC HOLDER
will investigate, and most likely prosecute
THE CIA
for
BEING MEAN TO TERRORISTS
Even if it means exposing the identities of
CIA AGENTS
to folks like the
ACLU
who will give that info to
TERRORISTS
and putting the country
AT RISK

WHY?

The answer is simple
PARTISAN POLITICS

This is
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
Eric Holder's boss
this is
RAHM EMMANUEL
Barack Obama's Boss
and they have been
SCREWING EVERYTHING UP
and racking up
UNIMAGINABLE DEBT
and their polls are
SINKING FAST

They need to distract
AMERICA
and
CRIMINALIZE
REPUBLICANS
to avoid
LOSING
the 2010 Congressional Elections
so they have to destroy
THE CIA
in the vain hope that they will one day
be able to prosecute
DICK CHENEY

The irony is
THE CIA
leaked everything they could to
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA
in order to embarrass Bush and help elect
DEMOCRATS

Now they're being repaid in the only way Democrats repay their allies
by
SCREWING THEM

I hope that clears things up for you.