2.17.2009

Xran Xplains- The Census Bureau Coup

Howdy Earthlings. Xran the Fleshrender, your favourite space pirate here with another edition of XRAN XPLAINS!

Today I'm going to why President Barack Obama moved the Census Bureau from the Department of Commerce to the control of his Chief of Staff.

This is...
THE CENSUS BUREAU

its job is to
COUNT
every American
Since its creation it was part of the
DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
and run by
BUREAUCRATS
so it could be
OBJECTIVE
&
APOLITICAL

Then came
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
who then took the
CENSUS BUREAU
away from the
DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
& gave it to
RAHM EMMANUEL
White House Chief of Staff & Professional Political Hack
thus turning an
OBJECTIVE
&
APOLITICAL
BUREAUCRACY
into a
SUBJECTIVE
&
POLITICAL
office

Which raises the question

WHY?

Because the
CENSUS BUREAU'S
COUNTING
determines
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS
&
GOVERMENT FUNDING

And now
RAHM EMMANUEL
can run it like
CHICAGO
&
GERRYMANDER
his ass off
GERRYMANDERING
is when you redesign
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS
to favour 1 political party over another
especially when you give the vote to
ILLEGAL ALIENS
via the
CENSUS BUREAU
& deny
GOVERNMENT FUNDING
to districts that don't support the ruling party
thus ensuring the creation of a country ruled solely by the
DEMOCRATIC PARTY
forever and ever

Or at least until your planet's turn comes up on MoxArgon's conquest list.

I hope that clears things up for you.

1 comment:

cmblake6 said...

I'm sick to fucking death of all of it. Time for that conquest thing!