5.03.2008

MoxArgon Xplains: Islamophobia

Greetings puny Earthlings.

You're probably wondering why I'm doing the Xplaining here today and not Xran.

Well, after his last little explanation post sparked a fat bump in our visits Xran got all big headed and signed on with the Creative Artists Agency in Hollywood to renegotiate his contract.

I've spent the last few days in Los Angeles with my legal androids trying to sort out a deal without bloodshed.

Well, we're at a bit of an impasse and negotiations have been suspended for the time being, or to be more exact Xran's agent Dwayne Shapiro has been suspended. In carbonite to be more exact.

My bad, I'm big enough to admit that, but he'll be thawed out in a week or two. So no harm, no foul.

Therefore, while Xran lounges by the pool at the Beverly Hilton, I'm filling in to update and explain things from his last post.

So, here goes, and be warned, it's pretty graphic....

MOXARGON EXPLAINS-- ISLAMOPHOBIA

Folks define...
ISLAMOPHOBIA
as the
IRRATIONAL FEAR
of
MUSLIMS

This is
BARBARA HALL

She is the head of
ONTARIO'S
HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION

She thinks that
ISLAMOPHOBIA
is caused by
MACLEAN'S MAGAZINE

&
MARK STEYN


And while
BARBARA HALL
thinks one has a
HUMAN RIGHT
to not get their
FEELINGS HURT
She doesn't think people have a right to
A FAIR & LEGAL HEARING
BEFORE CONVICTION

Which makes
BARBARA HALL

WRONG!


So if she's wrong what causes Islamophobia?


It might be...

this...
this...
this...
this...

this...
this...
this...
this...
this...
this...
or this...
and

The loss of basic fundamental liberties in order to not offend
GUYS LIKE THIS

That's the
REAL CAUSE
of
ISLAMOPHOBIA

Which doesn't seem like an
IRRATIONAL FEAR
after all

What's the cure for
ISLAMOPHOBIA?

How about
MUSLIMS

refuse to allow
GUYS LIKE THIS
TO DEFINE THEM

And stand up to...
THESE GUYS
Who let
GUYS LIKE THIS
get away with it.


I hope that clears things up for you... and keep watching the skies because we're watching you.

8 comments:

zoey said...

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zoey said...

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Remulak MoxArgon said...

We'll add you at our next update.

Wyatt Earp said...

You're using common sense again, Mox. You know Babs doesn't understand such frivilous thinking.

Purple Raider said...

Hey Babs:

If a group of men decide to slam a passenger jet full of fuel and people into a skyscraper because their god tells them to.

Their god is a pig.

You are defending people like the aforementioned group of men.

Do you smell bacon?

ORANGA said...

well our religion doesn't tell us to do that.. its written in quran in black and white that who kill him self will go to hell other than killing Innocent people .. dont u think that what is going on Iraq . Afghanistan . Palestine!!! isn't that terrorizing i think itz causing more than phobia doesn't it .. just c the history of Islam it never spread with killing... and what you say about this (( pig )) thing i dont believe that this is Ur religion that thought u that .... u know we believe in Jesus .. moses .. and all the prophets peace be upon them..how could u possibly worship a god in three shapes..and if u say that Ur god is jealous to him self why would he let him self be worshiped on three shapes!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am Jewish....and my best friend is muslim...
honestly there is nothing scary about them...i mean the so called terrorist just call them selfs muslims...they are acully creepy ppl who love blood!
i mean i am speaking for all religions...who ever they worship is the one to judge them
so in a way terrorist are stupid...beecause they think the can judge muslims and decide who dies....that is just stupid...even to me
And i havent acully read the qursn...but considering islam is the fastest growing religion...it must have some good stuff that dont relate to violence at all!

Anonymous said...

now i am not saying i would be a muslim my self...but i would never hate them...the real muslims, the normals one....not the crap that they show us in the media