XRAN XPLAINS

Greetings puny Earthlings.

It's me, your pal intergalactic pirate Xran the Fleshrender here to present what I hope will be a new feature here XRAN XPLAINS.

This it where I will break down complex political/social issues in a way that even an Earthling can understand.


So sit back and relax while I...

EXPLAIN JIHAD

This is Hassan al-Banna. He founded the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD in Egypt in 1928, inspired by the rapid rise of...

The NAZI PARTY in Germany.

This in turn inspired this man...

Hajj Amin al-Husseini the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem
Father of Palestinian Nationalism and cousin and mentor of this man...
YASSIR ARAFAT

The Grand Mufti admired the Nazis so much, he tried to start a pro-Nazi coup in the Middle East. When that failed, he fled to Germany where became buddies with Adolph Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, and an inspiration to Adolph Eichmann, architect of the Holocaust.
With Germany's defeat, the Grand Mufti found himself a fugitive, but he found shelter in Egypt under the protection of the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD, now under the philosophical guidance of this man.

SAYYID QUTB
Qutb added the element of Anti-Americanism to to go with Anti-Semitism, inspired by his college years in the United States where he was shocked and horrified by the goings on at a...

A LUTHERAN CHURCH SOCIAL
Now that's a new level of uptight, I haven't even conceived of

The MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD's philosophy inspired many people in the Sunni Islamist community, but it also inspired people in the Shi'a community. People like...
THE AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI

Who inspired...

This guy IRANIAN PRES MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD who wants the..

ATOMIC BOMB to finish what the Grand Mufti and Hitler dreamed of, but never completed.
Total anhialation of the Jewish people and democracy.

They also back people like...
HEZBOLLAH

Who are currently quite popular among LEFTISTS.

So, the next time you see a LEFTIST chanting that 'We Are All Hezbollah' tell them what I just told you, and explain to them that they are really...

NAZIS

Thank you.