XRAN XPLAINS- WALPIN GATE

Howdy Earthlings, it's time again to simplify the complicated after it's been complicated by the simple.

Today I'm going to take a look at a story that isn't getting much play in the media, even though it tells you a hell of a lot about how the current administration operates.

So let's get's started.

This is
GERALD WALPIN
he used to be
INSPECTOR GENERAL
for the
CORPORATION FOR NATIONAL
& COMMUNITY SERVICE
which oversees
AMERICORPS
a government run
volunteerism
promoting thingy

This is
KEVIN JOHNSON
former NBA star turned
Community Organizer &
Mayor of Sacramento

GERALD WALPIN
Inspected the
AMERICORPS
funded programs run by
KEVIN JOHNSON
and discovered some
SHENANIGANS
involving
MONEY
& misused

VOLUNTEERS
some of them even
WASHING JOHNSON'S CAR
GERALD WALPIN
in his role of
INSPECTOR GENERAL
asked that the groups run by
KEVIN JOHNSON
be cut off from federal funds
the trouble is that he was now
MAYOR OF SACRAMENTO
& Sacramento wants lots of
FEDERAL MONEY
because the whole state of
CALIFORNIA
is
BROKE
lucky for
KEVIN JOHNSON
he's a Democrat and
good friends with another
former Community Organizer
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
so
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
fired
GERALD WALPIN
without good cause
and when people asked about it
the
OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
accused Walpin of being
SENILE

Classy.

So what's the lesson here?
PRESIDENT OBAMA
was a community organizer
but so was
BOSS TWEED
and if you're an auditor of any kind and you want to investigate a FOB (Friend Of Barack) you have to remember...

I hope that clears things up for you.