But I'd like to be serious for a moment to discuss a problem that threatens America's very democracy.
I'm talking about NAME CALLING.
Those fascist baby-blood spilling Christian fundamentalist bitch-bastards on the Right have taken a break from their Klan meetings where they plot lynchings and abortion clinic bombings to destroy America's freedom by calling the sainted people that disagree with them names.
That's why we must eliminate free speech for the evil inbred Christian blood for oil trading motherf*ckers and leave it in the hands of people like me, who know how to be civil.
Now that would be great.