5.15.2007

XRAN XPLAINS- THE WORLD BANK "SCANDAL"

Howdy my Earthling Amigos, it's your old pal Xran here, once again making complicated things simple, after the simple made them complicated.

Today I'm looking into the recent brouhaha at the World Bank over Paul Wolfowitz and his longtime companion Shiha Raza.

So allow me to explain what's really going on.







This is...

PAUL WOLFOWITZ

He's President of...

THE WORLD BANK


This is...

SHIHA RAZA
Paul Wolfowitz's longtime partner, human rights activist, and longer-time employee of...
THE WORLD BANK

This is....
THE WORLD BANK ETHICS COMMITTEE

They demanded that...
WOLFOWITZ either FIRE or TRANSFER OUT
MS. RAZA to avoid the APPEARANCE of a CONFLICT OF INTEREST despite the fact that many World Bank managers have THEIR SPOUSES WORKING DIRECTLY FOR THEM, something Ms. Raza did not do
WOLFOWITZ offered to RECUSE HIMSELF
But the ETHICS COMMITTEE
REFUSED HIS RECUSE

And RECOMMENDED transferring MS. RAZA

to a HIGHER PAYING post as liaison to the State Department AS COMPENSATION in order to avoid a WRONGFUL DISMISSAL LAWSUIT

WOLFOWITZ AGREED


So the ETHICS COMMITTEE

Immediately accused Wolfowitz of nepotism
FOR FOLLOWING THEIR RECOMMENDATION


BUT WHY?

3 REASONS

1- GREED: WOLFOWITZ wanted World Bank loans to only go to PEOPLE WHO WOULD REALLY FIGHT POVERTY instead of CORRUPT GOVERNMENTS who would STEAL THE MONEY & THEN DEMAND MORE. Corrupt governments who paid LARGE KICKBACKS to WORLD BANK & UN OFFICIALS

2- REVENGE: WOLFOWITZ was the ARCHITECT of the fall of this man

SADDAM HUSSEIN


Who made the cronies of this man...
KOFI ANNAN
(former UN Secretary General)

Very rich through the OIL FOR FOOD SCAM


3. POWER: WOLFOWITZ is an AMERICAN

The UN/World Bank bureaucrats want a EUROPEAN who won't rock the boat to take over the post traditionally held by a citizen of the largest donor nation in order to keep the USA from becoming too powerful in the global body it actually pays for

Specifically they want to replace Wolfowitz with this man...

MARK MALLOCH BROWN

Who was a top crony of this man...
KOFI ANNAN

Who put MARK MALLOCH BROWN in charge of WHITEWASHING the UN's ILLEGAL OIL FOR FOOD DEALS with...

SADDAM HUSSEIN
And MARK MALLOCH BROWN currently lives in a house in New York owned by this man...

GEORGE SOROS
(International Financier & Democratic Party Moneybags)

Draw your own conclusions.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must say I’m impressed with your research even though it is skewed a bit. I love the ethics committee photo…I still can’t stop laughing!

Wyatt Earp said...

It was perfect until the Soros photo. That guy is a typical lefty douche.

Can I say "douche" on the air?

Anonymous said...

Gee, Soros is all puppies, kittens and butterflies, don't you know? He'd have no interest in trying to get a stranglehold on the World Bank, or mess up the dollar so he can short-sell it /sarc

Anonymous said...

Oh and Wolfowitz (architect of the Iraq War) is just a cute little honey pie! Please...

Anonymous said...

Hey 3:14, thanks for proving Remulak's point.