Are You In A Fascist Dictatorship?

A Remulak MoxArgon Editorial

Greetings puny Earthlings. It's time for me to dispense that special brand of wisdom only a more evolved alien being can dispense.

I believe it was Tom Wolfe who said that intellectuals always say that the dark cloud of fascism is always coming to America, but only seems to land in Europe. Well, a lot of Americans, especially on the political left, are going around claiming that the dark cloud has finally landed in America, thanks to Chimpy Bushitler and Co.

Now that's dumber than a pack of Sarpedian voles after eating a bush full of dingleberries.

I've composed a simple test that will tell you if America really is a fascist dictatorship. If you answer yes to any of these questions, then it's Heil Bush, answer no, and you're just a moonbat moron.

1. Have any of America's many left-wing celebrities been arrested, forcibly exiled, beaten or executed by government order? You can't claim falling sales as oppression. I'm a dictator, I know oppression and that ain't it.

2. Has the American government begun large scale arrest and interment of Muslim/Arab Americans?

3. Has the American government banned anti-government television, films, blogs, or books? Example: Law & Order, where only Republicans are at fault, Daily Kos, etc.

4. Does the American media cower from revealing government secrets?

There's all you need to know.

And if you still believe that America is some sort of fascist wonderland, then leave. There's always room in Iran and North Korea for 'progressives' like you.