1ST INTERGALACTIC INTERNET VIDEO FESTIVAL!

Greeting puny Earthlings, your future lord and mast Remulak MoxArgon here, and today I'm wearing my lucky filmmaker hat.

Why?

Because we're starting a festival of Intergalactic Internet videos. You might recall that we put out SEVERAL calls for suggestions of YouTube videos, but all we got was one from Damien G. at Conservathink.

So, we drafted Vox Poplar to make one for us, and we made a pleasant little film of our own. So let's start with the best:

Pretty good, Van Johnson good, that one should win the Ham D'Or or whatever those Frenchies call it these days. Up next is Vox Poplar with his epic retelling of the whole Valerie Plame/Joe Wilson debacle.

Now this is Damian G.'s submission. I think it shows where his mind is these days. Possibly NSFW, if you got a thing for claymation.

That wraps it up for now. We'd like to try this again, especially with more video suggestions. Make your own, submit someone else's we don't really care. So until next time, keep watching the skies because we're watching you.