TekTak's Poetry Corner.

Greetings puny Earthlings. It's TekTak F. Mechanoid here to bring a little culture to these drab proceedings.

Now there's a lot of talk about the upcoming ABC miniseries The Path to 9/11. In fact some Democrats, in the interest of preserving free speech are threatening to pull ABC's license if they don't pull the show. Apparently showing the failing of the pre-9/11 Bush administration is fine, but showing the screws ups of old Bubba Clinton are verboten.

Now I was asked to give my opinion, and I've decided to do it through poetry.

Some Democrats down in DC
Didn't like a show on TV
So they ordered some cuts
Or they'd kick some butts
And kill poor ABC

Oh no! cried poor ABC
Have Mercy, they beseech
We just tried to follow the facts
No need for desperate acts
We're just doing some free speech

Do as you're told, commanded the Democrats
As they waved nasty Senatorial bats
We decide what speech is free
Not people like ABC
And certainly not the proletariats

Thank you. Thank you. I'll expect my Nobel Prize for literature soon.