Happy 4th of July!

Earthlings that are called "Americans."

I command you to have a good time this July 4th and
to engage in all the fun July 4th activities, like eating barbecue, watching and setting off fireworks, playing baseball, and nut-punching hippies.

And be sure to keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.


RT said...


I'm going to go punch some hippies, now. They are pastie white and turn all kinds of blue and red when they've been hit.

Sekhmet said...

I'd nut punch a hippie, but I don't want to get my hand that close to genitalia of unknown provenance.

Purple Raider said...


Don't nut punch a hippie, use your steel toed boots.

Much more satisfying, and has the added benefit of possible sterlization of said hippie.

Anonymous said...

Now, now, RT...be nice!

Nevermind, go ahead and hit me. I'm sure Purple Raider, and Sekhmet wouldn't mind a little partisan pussy-cat fight!