MOXARGON: Greeting puny Earthlings. It's time to answer your questions. The others are all busy making excuses to not do any work, so I'll be doing it all by myself. So let's get to the first question:
It's not going to help you. But it is cute.
That's all for now, so keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
RememberSekhmet asked...Here's my theory. Hillary will bribe the superdelegates to give her a win, sparking riots at the convention. She will run for president and she will lose.
So, what do you think is going to happen at the Democrats' convention?
Wyatt Earp asked...Somewhere outside Kansas City. Android CAI/7 would be more accurate, but I'm not that good at math.
If Hillary Clinton leaves New York at 1pm traveling at 55 mph, and Nancy Pelosi leaves California at 3pm traveling at 65 mph, when will they meet in a head-on collision replete with fireballs?
Anonymous said...That's for when Snotglob comes to visit.
Why do they still sell things like Head Cheese at the Deli counter in my local market?
Damian G. asked...It happened long before that. Coulter can be cutting and funny, but she has an overwhelming desire for attention that she doesn't care what she says, or the damage her words can do to what she considers "her side."
Has Ann Coulter officially outlived her usefulness following her announcement that she now supports Hillary Clinton over John McCain?
Wyatt Earp said...Xran. Which is why he has to give up 3/4 of his salary to child support.
Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?
RT said...We think it's cute. Kind of like watching a toddler strutting around so proud because they used the potty for the first time.
How do you feel about the U.S. military shooting satellites out of the sky?
It's not going to help you. But it is cute.
momster said...He doesn't have to worry as long as the deli counter has a good supply of head-cheese for Snotglob.
My son worries abut aliens coming to suck his brains out. What can I say to reassure him?
Chris in NC asked...Because people will believe anything.
Why should anyone believe McCain when on a Sunday in California he said that he would never want Roe V. Wade to fall and 4 days later in the Bible Belt he's talking about his active role in trying to kill Roe V. Wade?
Chris in NC asked...Democracies get the candidates they deserve. So embrace your doom.
Where do we get these sucky candidates?
Chris in NC asked...Then where would I go for entertainment?
Why haven't you just come down here and wiped out the losers in charge already and imposed a rule that would be much better than what we have?
Chris in NC asked...I'm not an expert on theology. I suggest you go to the nearest mosque and ask the congregation.
How many demons are gang raping that fake prophet of the religion of piss "mohammed" at any given time in hell?
mrshoppes asked...His name was Thag Rocktosser, and he was also the first person to eat an oyster.
Who was the first person to look at an egg coming out of a chicken's butt and thought "YUMMY!"
dragonlady474 asked...African, or European?
What is th airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
flightmedic934 said...You can choose between Mr. President, or The Black Barney Fife.
Should Obama be elected to the highest office in the land, what is the correct and proper salutation, Mr President, Your most high worshipfulness, or Der Fuhrer?
CINCIMADDOG said...A predatory lender is a financial institution more concerned with short term greed, than long term success. It eats mortgages, usually until it chokes to death, and they make poor pets as they tend to poop on everything around them.
What is a predatory lender, and what does it eat? Do they make good pets?
That's all for now, so keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
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It's really weird around here. I'm going home. I cannot imagine who clicks over from your page to mine...
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