4.12.2008

Douchebags of the Week...

Greetings puny Earthlings.

Sorry for the really late entry but sometimes the level of douchebaggery just gets to be too much.

But here's the latest.

BARACK OBAMA- For showing that at any time he goes off script he's going to say something like this:
And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
Yes, it takes a uniter like Barack Obama to show that urban snobbery isn't just for white people anymore.

And let's not forget his constant and blatant lying about John McCain's "100 years" statement.

BILL CLINTON- For lying about Hillary's lie about Tuzla, and for just being Bill.

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS- For fighting the Colombia Free Trade deal and by shamelessly claiming that
it's for the good of Colombia's Labour Unions, even though it's supported by Colombia's labour unions! Shameless political whores. And let's not forget the whiny grandstanding during the Petraeus / Crocker Iraq testimony. Here's a change of pace, try doing something positive for a change.

HILLARY CLINTON- For joining in the Colombia stomp-fest while employing one of their key lobbyists
, and for firing that lobbyist to maintain her lefty bona-fides. Then there's the lying, the cheating, the stiffing people of their money, etc., etc...

ALICIA KEYS- Pretty girl, too bad she's a CONSPIRACY NUT, because that's a major turn-off. Apparently she thinks that "gangsta rap" is a conspiracy to make black men shoot each other. If that was the plan, why do so many white suburban kids walk around with their pants down past their ass? And that's not the only thing. It's probably the most racist thing I've heard in a long time. She basically says that white people are evil, and that black people have no self-control. If that's not racist on just about every level, I don't know what is.

THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY- For being so poorly managed that the entire industry has just about collapsed. Bravo, an Ivy league education is definitely not a guarantee of intelligence.


JIMMY CARTER- For going on yet another "hug-a-fascist" tour to legitimize the mass murdering psychopaths of Hamas. Stick with growing peanuts Jimmy, otherwise you are a waste of history.

ROBERT MUGABE- For destroying the once prosperous nation of Zimbabwe, and for not doing the right thi
ng and putting himself in front of a hungry lion.

JAY ROCKEFELLER- For insulting all American military personnel with his cheap shot at John McCain. The family that once brought the world Standard Oil, now seems to produce Substandard Intelligence.

AL FRANKEN- Not only for being not funny, but for not paying the Worker's Comp insurance for his employees for 3 years. Nothing says compassion than allowing one's employees to be plunged into poverty if they had a work-place accident.


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