Finally a campaign that I can believe in!

I'm still stuck in Los Angeles renegotiating Xran's contract, and I'm having a breakfast meeting with my cousin Rupert Murdoch this morning, but before I go I had to share this little tidbit with a hat tip to Hot Air.

As for the negotiations, I must give Xran's agent Dwayne Shapiro credit for courage. He didn't even flinch when I froze him in carbonite, teleported him to Antarctica, tried to replace him with an artificial replicant, and then held his condo under siege with a legion of DeathDroids.

Negotiating with studios really toughens a guy up. I might poach him for myself, or I might just poach him, depends on my mood really.

Anyway, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

1 comment:

Marvin said...

Cobra commander could never be a viable political candidate. He would refuse to wear a flag lapel, and he associates with known terrorists. Oh wait...