9.02.2009

REALITY CHECKS

Greetings puny Earthlings, time to cash a pair of reality checks.

ON DEATH PANELS

There's a lot of talk about so-called "Death Panels." Those on the left, who support the nationalization of health care and the billionaires who support them, say that there is not such thing as a "Death Panel" in the 1000+ pages of Obama's health care bill.

And technically, they're right.

Technically.

You see, the legislation doesn't say that federally appointed bureaucrats will be appointed with the expressed purpose of coming up with an excuse to snuff Grandma. That's just a glib attempt on the part of the left to demonize their opponents rather than discuss what's really going to come with socialized medicine.

While bureaucrats will not be directly deciding whether or not Grandma is going to ring down the curtain and join the choir invisible, they will be deciding whether or not she is going to get the expensive cancer drug, that might extend her life a few years, or just a pill for the pain.

You see bureaucrats don't like to make direct decisions of life and death, they just like to set things up so that death comes out on top. It's cheaper that way and leaves them more money to loan out...

ON OFFSHORE DRILLING

Now that's what I call a damn good segue.

Barack Obama, who opposes any and all drilling in and around the USA, thinks it's just fine to loan the Brazilian Petrobras company $10 billion to drill off the shores of Brazil.

Now what could possible cause President Obama to ship off billions of already borrowed dollars to a foreign company, during a financial crisis, to do something that he claims to oppose?

Well, the answer is simple.

George Soros, a major Petrobras shareholder, told him to do it.

Barack Obama recently had a physical and the doctors discovered what looked like a grown on his colon. It turned out to be George Soros' puppet hand.

I think the President's name should be changed to President Barack H. Obedient. Because he's taking orders from everyone except the American voter.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

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