ASPECIAL GUEST
COMMENTARY BY
ROGER EBERT
(Film Critic/Political Scientist)
As a critic I normally dish out the criticism instead of receiving it, but lately I've been getting it a lot.
It seems some racist crypto-fascist mongoloids that dwell around racist crypto-fascist mongoloid sites like Big Hollywood have taken offense by my referring to them as "tea-baggers" on my Twitter page.
Apparently "tea-bag" is a term used to describe a sexual act wherein the dominant partner rubs his testicles into the face of the submissive partner. While that definition does bring back fond memories of that party at Hef's, I must have forgotten at one point that "tea-bagging" was its name.
So I hereby declare that I will not refer to the racist crypto-fascist mongoloids as "tea-baggers."
Though I will continue to judge all of them by the statements of one obnoxious commenter, because I need to do that to justify my own prejudices against them.
Why am I so prejudiced against the people who prefer to be called "Tea Partiers?"
Because they DARE TO OPPOSE THE PLANS OF THEIR BETTERS!
The only three decent cities in this shit-hole of a country, New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, have given them a President, and they must now obey his every whim and command! A President willing to do the work to transform the country into the sort of model democracy/economy that it needs to be, like California, or Greece.
Sure, many of the people attending these Tea Parties voted for Obama, and now regret their choice, because they have some sort of perverse attachment to their money, homes, and personal freedoms, but they are still racist crypto-fascist mongoloids!
Only a fascist would want the government to be smaller, and have less control over individual lives, even though every fascist state in the past were built on a foundation of big governments that have more control of individual lives... but let's ignore that bit of cognitive dissonance because I tell you to ignore it!
Tea party people are evil! Look at Sarah Palin who spoke at the Tea Party bag-fest! She wore a black bracelet with he son's name engraved on it, literally pissing on the memories of soldiers who died in service of Bush's War for Oil.
Sure, the bracelet was bronze, and only looked black because of the lighting, BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I SAID SOMETHING WAS SO!
When will you people learn, the holy trinity isn't some bit of phooey you hear about in some phony-baloney church, it's New York- Chicago- Los Angeles, we know better than you, and you should forget about your right to free speech and assembly, shut up and do what we tell you!
TWO THUMBS DOWN AMERICA!
TWO THUMBS DOWN!
It seems some racist crypto-fascist mongoloids that dwell around racist crypto-fascist mongoloid sites like Big Hollywood have taken offense by my referring to them as "tea-baggers" on my Twitter page.
Apparently "tea-bag" is a term used to describe a sexual act wherein the dominant partner rubs his testicles into the face of the submissive partner. While that definition does bring back fond memories of that party at Hef's, I must have forgotten at one point that "tea-bagging" was its name.
So I hereby declare that I will not refer to the racist crypto-fascist mongoloids as "tea-baggers."
Though I will continue to judge all of them by the statements of one obnoxious commenter, because I need to do that to justify my own prejudices against them.
Why am I so prejudiced against the people who prefer to be called "Tea Partiers?"
Because they DARE TO OPPOSE THE PLANS OF THEIR BETTERS!
The only three decent cities in this shit-hole of a country, New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, have given them a President, and they must now obey his every whim and command! A President willing to do the work to transform the country into the sort of model democracy/economy that it needs to be, like California, or Greece.
Sure, many of the people attending these Tea Parties voted for Obama, and now regret their choice, because they have some sort of perverse attachment to their money, homes, and personal freedoms, but they are still racist crypto-fascist mongoloids!
Only a fascist would want the government to be smaller, and have less control over individual lives, even though every fascist state in the past were built on a foundation of big governments that have more control of individual lives... but let's ignore that bit of cognitive dissonance because I tell you to ignore it!
Tea party people are evil! Look at Sarah Palin who spoke at the Tea Party bag-fest! She wore a black bracelet with he son's name engraved on it, literally pissing on the memories of soldiers who died in service of Bush's War for Oil.
Sure, the bracelet was bronze, and only looked black because of the lighting, BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I SAID SOMETHING WAS SO!
When will you people learn, the holy trinity isn't some bit of phooey you hear about in some phony-baloney church, it's New York- Chicago- Los Angeles, we know better than you, and you should forget about your right to free speech and assembly, shut up and do what we tell you!
TWO THUMBS DOWN AMERICA!
TWO THUMBS DOWN!
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