MOXARGON: As you can see, The MoxArgon Group's site has a new look. I decided that it was time for a change, but since I'm no expert in that html stuff you primitive Earthlings use, I recruited one of your people to help me do it...
XRAN: 'Recruited?' You kidnapped him and threatened to have him anal probed if he didn't rework the site.
MOXARGON: Well there was no need for the anal probe since he cooperated. I was just trying to motivate him.
XRAN: You then disintegrated his hamster.
MOXARGON: I thought the furry little bastard was an Tryvellian spy. Anywhoo, enjoy the new look.
XRAN: You could have at least dropped him off at his home, instead of dumping him buck naked in a Mexican cornfield.
MOXARGON: Geez Xran, you're turning into a real wet blanket lately. If I want whining I'd call SnotGlob.
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I noticed that all commenters, including yourself, are labelled "lowly earthling[s]."
You may wish to fix that.
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