Greetings puny Earthlings. The American mid-term elections are coming, and since we are a mighty force in the Earthling media the MoxArgon Group has decided to cash in and carry some paid political advertising.
But don't worry, in the interest of objectivity we're carrying ads from both of your political parties.
First up, the Democratic Candidate:
Now the Republican Candidate: They both look like fine upstanding candidates to me. Gonna be a tough choice.