7.11.2006

Another MoxArgon Mailsac Special.

Greetings puny Earthlings, it's your future imperial ruler Remulak MoxArgon here, to answer some questions posed by other bloggers in our comments section.

First up is Damian G. with this question:

Damian G. said...

I was wondering, who are the equivalent of Jews on your worlds?

The answer to that question is that we don't have an equivalent to Earthling Jews on our worlds, we actually have real Jews. You know the rule: Where there is oxygen and the freedom to breathe it, there'll be Jews.

In fact, our Point/Counterpoint pundit TekTak F. Mechanoid is Jewish, and he happens to be on vacation in Israel right now. The Palestinians better hope the Israelis don't draft him while he's there, they'd be left hurtin' for certain if that happened.

In fact, the intergalactic presence of the Jewish faith is one of the main reasons why Earthling Anti-Semitism boggles our vast alien intellects. It's pretty much a constant in the Universe that the presence of Jews is a positive for any society, so the fact that so many Earthlings want to destroy them, for no real good reason, just illustrates how unevolved and backward you truly are.

Now since I brought up the issue of religion I guess you'll want to know what faith everyone else in the group follows, so here's a list.
  1. Remulak MoxArgon - Flokian Catholic Church
  2. Xran The FleshRender- Zygorthian Orthodox
  3. Android CAI/7 - Quantum Presbyterian
  4. Varos Quasar - Trilorian Methodist
  5. TekTak F. Mechanoid- Temple Beth Cyborg
  6. Snotglob T. Mutant - Flavour Faith of the Week Club

I hope that answered your question.

PS: To answer your other question: We only roast enemies on a spit, and we use mogarg sauce, only crude yahoos use gloomarb sauce. We don't roast people who haven't displeased us, yet.

1 comment:

Damian G. said...

Thanks for answering my questions.

Next query: Has an Earthling bishop ever made a pilgrimage to one of your worlds?