CAPTION TIME WITH TEKTAK- WE HAVE A WEINER

Hi kids.

It's time for some fun and games. I want you folks out their in blog-o-land to make up an amusing caption for this photo:

The Winner won't actually get anything except bragging rights. We might rule the Universe, but we're a pack of cheap bastards.

Now get to it!

UPDATE- WINNERS!

1st Place Pandy with....
"No tongue when we're on camera- it's so unseemly."

2nd Place Wyatt Earp with...
"Mahmoud, it's called deodorant. It's not expensive."

3rd & 4th place goes to Damian G. with...
1) Why do burqas... Suddenly appear...
2) "Oh, Mahmoud, let me be your seventy-third virgin..."

And 5th place to RT with...
"You had me at hello."

Now some may say that I'm just posting them in the order they were entered.

That just happens to be a coincidence.