Nardo the All-Knowing Grand Master of the Order of Logicians and lifestyle columnist for the Tholian Weekly Journal,
OMNITRON 3000- It's nice to be here.
NARDO- I find the changes you have made most intellectually stimulating.
VIX-XIX- Delete! Delete!
ANDROID CAI/7- First topic, the Democrats have won a majority in the American House of Representatives and the Senate. How will affect American foreign policy? Perhaps you would wish to go first Omnitron 3000?
MOXARGON- Excuse me?
ANDROID CAI/7- You will have to wait your turn... REMULAK!
MOXARGON- What's going on here? Where's my regular panel? Who are these people? And who in the name of the seven hells of Horax redecorated this place!?!
ANDROID CAI/7- There is a simple and logical explanation for this... It is most fortunate to have you back with us, have you lost weight?
MOXARGON- You seized control of the blog while I was away, didn't you?
ANDROID CAI/7- Sort of...
MOXARGON- I'm going to count to ten, then I'm going to blast you with my plasma rifle. One...two...
OMNITRON 3000- Oh my god! You shot him!
MOXARGON- It's the only way he'll learn. Now you boys better haul your butts outta here before big blue starts dishing out some steaming bowlfuls of whoop-ass!
NARDO- RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
MOXARGON- Now, where did he put my panellists? Looks like I've got some cleaning up to do folks, so until next time, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.