3.23.2007

An Android Among the Stars #2

1. A German businessman has dropped over 500,000 Earth dollars for the diaries of the recently deceased pseudo celebrity Anna Nicole Smith. The only purpose such a purchase could logically have is to keep this non-story alive.

Why are humans wasting time and money analyzing the life and now the writings of a semi-literate child in an exaggerated woman's body?

Are humans that mammary obsessed?

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2. Mel Gibson went ballistic at a symposium on film making when people told him him that his film Apocalypto being racist. Mel told the lady to "f*ck off," and then blamed the Jooos for his language.

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3. Nicole Richie has been diagnosed as hypoglycemic. To treat the condition, doctors prescribed eating food.

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This job covering your entertainment news is very frustrating. I'm hoping to win a way out of this infotainment purgatory by posting this video featuring one of Remulak's favourite columnists Mary Katherine Ham.


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