I had to step in here, when MoxArgon read this story he went into one of his volcanic explosions of rage and had to be sedated with multiple shots of Tyborean slug juice to keep him from completely decimating your puny planet.
What could make him so mad?
What set him off is a new fad found among Earth so-called 'progressive' thinkers. This fad is mocking, or attacking politically conservative people suffering from cancer.
But aside from the usual death-wish fantasies found on the Huffington Post, was a particularly egregious bit of nastiness from a man named Eliot Stein.
Stein had a personal grudge against the columnist Cathy Seipp and her teenage daughter, and the man describe by folks who know him as suffering a 'hate addiction' posted a particularly vitriolic little rant under Cathy Seipp's name on his bogus Cathy Seipp hate-site while she lay dying of cancer. In it he attacked Seipps, Seipps's daughter, and everyone associated with her.
Remulak asked me, before his works became choked with psychotic rage to post this special announcement that he would like you to pass on to Mr. Stein.
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE LOWEST FORM OF EARTHLING LIFE EVER ENCOUNTERED BY THE MEMBERS OF THE MOXARGON GROUP
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING URINATED ON BY A MONDARIAN DUNG SKUNK IF YOU WERE ON FIRE
PLEASE CONSUME YOUR OWN FECES AND PROMPTLY CHOKE ON THEM