3.14.2007

Quasar's Questions

Greetings Earthlings.

It's me, Varos Quasar, and as the junior member of the MoxArgon Group, I'm still very new to your planet and I have some questions I'd like answered.

So here goes...





1. Why does South America complain when the USA ignores them, but when the USA doesn't ignore them, they complain that the USA is 'meddling?'



2. Does the giving of 'carbon credits' to Hollywood's Academy Award voters by a company founded and part-owned by Al Gore, constitute bribery to insure his winning the Best Documentary prize?



3. Why is Scooter Libby looking at prison for failing to remember gossip at a party, and Sandy Berger is free for stealing and destroying important secret documents?



4. Why is the firing of US Attorneys considered wrong and called a "purge" when it's done by a Republican, but okay when done by Democrats?



If anyone can answer these questions, please drop me a line.

1 comment:

Damian G. said...

1) 'Cause South America sucks.

2) 'Cause Hollywood and Al Gore suck.

3) 'Cause Democrats suck.

4) See above.