Point/Counterpoint: Professors, Presidents, Prats

TEKTAK- Greetings Earthlings. It's now time for another edition of Point/Counterpoint. I'm TekTak F. Mechanoid from the Right.

SNOTGLOB- And I'm Snotglob T. Mutant from the Left.

TEKTAK- Our first topic today is from Canada. A professor at St. Francis Xavier University in Nova Scotia has fired back at people who criticized his trip to Iran to attend a Holocaust Denial conference hosted by Hitler wannabe Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In a statement he called them "Islamophobes" for criticizing him.

SNOTGLOB- And well he should. Those horrible people are just filthy, dirty racists.

TEKTAK- Snotglob you ignorant hermaphrodite slut! How can people who criticize someone for engaging in blatantly racist behaviour be racist?

SNOTGLOB- They just are! He said they're Islamophobes and that's good enough for me.

TEKTAK- That would be good enough for you. Okay, I'm going to say this very slowly. The Professor's name calling is just an attempt to stop people from stating the obvious facts that he is a raging anti-Semite who hangs around Neo-Nazis and dictators, probably supports Islamist terrorism, and has no right or reason to be teaching in a supposedly respectable university. Didn't you read Moxargon's post on Islamophobia?

SNOTGLOB- I avoid anything that isn't ideologically pure. The free exchange of ideas scare me.

TEKTAK- That and a taste for Twinkies is something you share with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Thanks for the segue Snotglob. You see your buddy Hugo has recently shut down the country's oldest and most popular private television network. A blatant violation of freedom of speech if I ever saw one.

SNOTGLOB- Hugo Chavez had a good reason to shut them down.

TEKTAK- And what was that?

SNOTGLOB- They were pointing out his massive political blunders and his oppressive tactics. They didn't give Chavez much of a choice, so it's really all their fault.

TEKTAK- How can you, as a supposed liberal, possibly morally justify that position?

SNOTGLOB- Hugo Chavez hates George W. Bush. That means everything he does is for the greater good of creating a more progressive world.

TEKTAK- I can't believe you just said that.

SNOTGLOB- Besides, Hugo recently gave actor Danny Glover tens of millions of dollars to make films. Would an enemy of free speech do that?

TEKTAK- Hitler let Goebbels make lots of films. Besides, that story says more about the moral, intellectual, creative, and political bankruptcy of Hollywood liberals like Glover. They refuse to help the efforts of men and women fighting for democracy in Iraq, yet will rush to make propaganda for a fascist dictator who uses violence to suppress dissent at home, and exports violence abroad for his own personal gain.

SNOTGLOB- Come on now Tektak. We all know that fascism can only come from the USA.

TEKTAK- I can't believe you just said that. Just get to the next topic while I fight the urge to dress you like a pinada so I can beat the dumb-ass out of you.

SNOTGLOB- Cool. Our next story is from entertainment. Apparently that big meany from The Pet Shop Boys, Neill Tennant is criticizing the Live Earth concerts being organized by the Greatest Earthling Ever: Al Gore...

TEKTAK- And well he should. The whole exercise will achieve only three things: 1. Make Al Gore a lot of money. 2. Make a lot of rich rock stars feel more important than they actually are. 3. Waste a lot of energy and fossil fuels and create more pollution.

SNOTGLOB- These concerts won't waste a thing. They're buying carbon credits.

TEKTAK- Really. From who?


TEKTAK- Point number one, made in full. All we need is Bono to open his big fat mouth to prove point number two, and the fact that Gore wants a concert in goddamn Antartica. It won't serve any practical purpose, since the penguins don't care, but it'll be a wonderful demonstration of his ego, as he becomes the Earth's first billionaire from environmental hysteria, and probably pollute a good chunk of the South Pole in the process. Our next topic takes us to Louisiana. Apparently Democrats there, worrying about losing the Governorship of the state to popular Republican Bobby Jindal are harping on the fact that his Hindi birth name Piyush Jindal isn't "American" enough for their tastes.

SNOTGLOB- Damn right. How dare this man try to pass himself off as a white man by using a name people have called him since childhood!

TEKTAK- Once again the hypocrisy of the Left rears its ugly head. How would you feel about someone criticizing Barack Hussein Obama's name as not being American enough.

SNOTGLOB- They'd be racists.

TEKTAK- And the left's attacks on Jindal aren't?

SNOTGLOB- Yeah, isn't that obvious? If this Jindal fellow was a good member of a minority, he'd be voting the way the Democratic Party tells him to vote and claim that his victim status absolves himself of all personal responsibility. All this political independence, personal success, and Republicanism are just his attempts to pass for white.

TEKTAK- And yet you see nothing wrong with what you're saying? Okay, let's wrap this up for today, because I have a baseball bat with Snotglob's name on it, so until next time, stay on point.

SNOTGLOB- A present for me?

TEKTAK- Close your eyes and you'll get it.


Anonymous said...

More incredible BS...

TekTak F. Mechanoid said...

It's more than incredible BS.

It's the best damn BS in the Universe!

President Ahmedinajad said...

READ THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES FROM THE BIBLE AS IT HAS IMPLICATIONS ON THE WAR AGAINST TERROR/ISLAM and the claim of Israel that god gave them the land. If the child is an infant than the Judeo-Christian version becomes null and void and we are wasting our time and resources i.e. we could save trillions of dollars and create a more peaceful world rather than fighting against Islam the religion of Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad (peace be upon them all).


Please note this is not a competition between faiths but an attempt to decipher fact from fiction.

Genesis 21:14 Contemporary English version se below link


Early the next morning Abraham gave Hagar an animal skin full of water and some bread. Then he put the boy on her shoulder and sent them away.

And Hagar bore Abram a son; and Abram called the name of his son, whom Hagar bore, Ish’mael. Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore Ish’mael to Abram.

Abraham was a hundred years old when his son Isaac was born to him.

At Genesis 22 Abraham had only 2 sons others came later. The Quran mentions that it was Ishmael that was sacrificed hence the reference in genesis 22:2 your only son can only mean someone has substituted Ishmael names for Isaac!!

NOT ROMAN NUMERALS (I, II, III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X) NB no concept of zero in roman numerals.

100 years old – 86 years old = 14 ADD 3 YEARS FOR ISSAC’S WEANING


Carefully read several times the above passage and then tell me the mental picture you get between the mother child interactions what is the age of the child. If the mental picture is that of a 17 year old child being carried on the shoulder of his mother, being physically placed in the bush, crying like a baby, mother having to give him water to drink, than the Islamic viewpoint is null and void. Why is there no verbal communications between mother and (17 YEAR OLD) child?

GENESIS: 21:14 - 21
So Abraham rose early in the morning, and took bread and a skin of water, and gave it to Hagar, putting it on her shoulder, along with the (17 YEAR OLD) child, and sent her away. And she departed, and wandered in the wilderness of Beer-Sheba. When the water in the skin was gone, she cast the (17 YEAR OLD) child under one of the bushes. Then she went, and sat down over against him a good way off, about the distance of a bowshot; for she said, “Let me not look upon the death of the (17 YEAR OLD) child.” And as she sat over against him, the (17 YEAR OLD) child lifted up his voice and wept. And God heard the voice of the (17 YEAR OLD) lad; and the angel of God called to Hagar from heaven, and said to her, “What troubles you, Hagar? Fear not; for God has heard the voice of the (17 YEAR OLD) lad where he is. Arise, lift up the (17 YEAR OLD) lad, and hold him fast with your hand; for I will make him a great nation.” Then God opened her eyes, and she saw a well of water; and she went, and filled the skin with water, and gave the (17 YEAR OLD) lad a drink. And God was with the (17 YEAR OLD) lad, and he grew up; he lived in the wilderness, and became an expert with the bow. He lived in the wilderness of Paran; and his mother took a wife for him from the land of Egypt.

The age of Ishmael at this stage is crucial to the Abrahamic faiths. If he is 17 than the JUDEO/CHRISTIAN point of view about the Abrahamic covenant is correct. This has devastating theological consequences of unimaginable proportions.

This makes the conflict between Ishmael and Isaac and there descendants a work of fiction. I would strongly suggest it is clear cut case of racial discrimination and nothing to do with god almighty. The scribes have deliberately tried to make Isaac the only son and legitimate heir to the throne of Abraham??

Please can you rationally explain this anomaly?

I have asked many persons including my nephews and nieces - unbiased minds with no religious backgrounds but with reasonable command of the English language about this passage and they all agree that the child in the passage is an infant.

For background info on the future religion of mankind see the following websites:















HOLY QURAN CHAPTER 37 verses 101 - 122

101. So We gave him the good news of a boy ready to suffer and forbear.

102. Then, when (the son) reached (the age of) (serious) work with him, he said: "O my son! I see in vision that I offer thee in sacrifice: Now see what is thy view!" (The son) said: "O my father! Do as thou art commanded: thou will find me, if Allah so wills one practising Patience and Constancy!"

103. So when they had both submitted their wills (to Allah., and he had laid him prostrate on his forehead (for sacrifice),

104. We called out to him "O Abraham!

105. "Thou hast already fulfilled the vision!" - thus indeed do We reward those who do right.

106. For this was obviously a trial-

107. And We ransomed him with a momentous sacrifice:

108. And We left (this blessing) for him among generations (to come) in later times:

109. "Peace and salutation to Abraham!"

110. Thus indeed do We reward those who do right.

111. For he was one of our believing Servants.

112. And We gave him the good news of Isaac - a prophet,- one of the Righteous.

113. We blessed him and Isaac: but of their progeny are (some) that do right, and (some) that obviously do wrong, to their own souls.

114. Again (of old) We bestowed Our favour on Moses and Aaron,

115. And We delivered them and their people from (their) Great Calamity;

116. And We helped them, so they overcame (their troubles);

117. And We gave them the Book which helps to make things clear;

118. And We guided them to the Straight Way.

119. And We left (this blessing) for them among generations (to come) in later times:

120. "Peace and salutation to Moses and Aaron!"

121. Thus indeed do We reward those who do right.

122. For they were two of our believing Servants.

Therefore the claim that god gave the land to Israel is destroyed without the need of any WMD’s.

Volume 4, Book 55, Number 583:

Narrated Ibn Abbas:

The first lady to use a girdle was the mother of Ishmael. She used a girdle so that she might hide her tracks from Sarah. Abraham brought her and her son Ishmael while she was suckling him, to a place near the Ka'ba under a tree on the spot of Zam-zam, at the highest place in the mosque. During those days there was nobody in Mecca, nor was there any water So he made them sit over there and placed near them a leather bag containing some dates, and a small water-skin containing some water, and set out homeward. Ishmael's mother followed him saying, "O Abraham! Where are you going, leaving us in this valley where there is no person whose company we may enjoy, nor is there anything (to enjoy)?" She repeated that to him many times, but he did not look back at her Then she asked him, "Has Allah ordered you to do so?" He said, "Yes." She said, "Then He will not neglect us," and returned while Abraham proceeded onwards, and on reaching the Thaniya where they could not see him, he faced the Ka'ba, and raising both hands, invoked Allah saying the following prayers:
'O our Lord! I have made some of my offspring dwell in a valley without cultivation, by Your Sacred House (Kaba at Mecca) in order, O our Lord, that they may offer prayer perfectly. So fill some hearts among men with love towards them, and (O Allah) provide them with fruits, so that they may give thanks.' (14.37) Ishmael's mother went on suckling Ishmael and drinking from the water (she had).
When the water in the water-skin had all been used up, she became thirsty and her child also became thirsty. She started looking at him (i.e. Ishmael) tossing in agony; She left him, for she could not endure looking at him, and found that the mountain of Safa was the nearest mountain to her on that land. She stood on it and started looking at the valley keenly so that she might see somebody, but she could not see anybody. Then she descended from Safa and when she reached the valley, she tucked up her robe and ran in the valley like a person in distress and trouble, till she crossed the valley and reached the Marwa mountain where she stood and started looking, expecting to see somebody, but she could not see anybody. She repeated that (running between Safa and Marwa) seven times."
The Prophet said, "This is the source of the tradition of the walking of people between them (i.e. Safa and Marwa). When she reached the Marwa (for the last time) she heard a voice and she asked herself to be quiet and listened attentively. She heard the voice again and said, 'O, (whoever you may be)! You have made me hear your voice; have you got something to help me?" And behold! She saw an angel at the place of Zam-zam, digging the earth with his heel (or his wing), till water flowed from that place. She started to make something like a basin around it, using her hand in this way, and started filling her water-skin with water with her hands, and the water was flowing out after she had scooped some of it."
The Prophet added, "May Allah bestow Mercy on Ishmael's mother! Had she let the Zam-zam (flow without trying to control it) (or had she not scooped from that water) (to fill her water-skin), Zam-zam would have been a stream flowing on the surface of the earth." The Prophet further added, "Then she drank (water) and suckled her child. The angel said to her, 'Don't be afraid of being neglected, for this is the House of Allah which will be built by this boy and his father, and Allah never neglects His people.' The House (i.e. Kaba) at that time was on a high place resembling a hillock, and when torrents came, they flowed to its right and left. She lived in that way till some people from the tribe of Jurhum or a family from Jurhum passed by her and her child, as they (i.e. the Jurhum people) were coming through the way of Kada'. They landed in the lower part of Mecca where they saw a bird that had the habit of flying around water and not leaving it. They said, 'This bird must be flying around water, though we know that there is no water in this valley.' They sent one or two messengers who discovered the source of water, and returned to inform them of the water. So, they all came (towards the water)." The Prophet added, "Ishmael's mother was sitting near the water. They asked her, 'Do you allow us to stay with you?" She replied, 'Yes, but you will have no right to possess the water.' They agreed to that." The Prophet further said, "Ishmael's mother was pleased with the whole situation as she used to love to enjoy the company of the people. So, they settled there, and later on they sent for their families who came and settled with them so that some families became permanent residents there. The child (i.e. Ishmael) grew up and learnt Arabic from them and (his virtues) caused them to love and admire him as he grew up, and when he reached the age of puberty they made him marry a woman from amongst them.

Damian G. said...

Looks like the Iranian President has some time on his hands.

TekTak F. Mechanoid said...

Oy gevalt.

I'm not even going to try to understand what the royal hell that cat's trying to tell us.

And their blog's even worse.

Sekhmet said...

RE Bobby Jindal:

I grew up with a lot of Vietnamese kids who did not like having their names mangled, so often they adopted "American" names. Quynh became Lynn, Truong became Tommy, and Phuc became Pete.

Nothing wrong with using a nickname to enhance the pronouncability of ones name.