5.08.2007

The Silly and the Serious...

A PERSONAL THOUGHT BY REMULAK MOXARGON

Greetings puny Earthlings. I'd like to take a minute to talk about how serious things can seem silly like this:




Now it's going to lead to all sorts of jokes like:

They think the Israelis are tough, wait until they meet Disney's lawyers.

I guess Porky Pig was haram.

and

I hate you
You hate me
Me & my camel
Practice sodomy

With a button
& some semtex
& a really big blast
I'll be scoring some
Heavenly ass

But beyond the silliness, lies something very serious.

Palestinian children are being taught since fetushood to hate and that their only purpose in life is to die horribly and take as many innocent people with them.

That shows a culture that's more than dysfunctional, it's downright twisted.

It's no wonder that Palestinians aren't wanted anywhere in the Arab world unless someone wants someone else, preferably Jewish, killed. They've forgotten the first rule of cultural success and the first law of nature: PROTECT YOUR FREAKING CHILDREN.

And now something else that seems silly, but is in fact very serious...

As word comes out about the Fort Dix terror plot, there are many who have started questioning the seriousness of the issue because the plotters acted so stupidly. The idiocy is apparent, they planned to attack a military base in wartime, they tried get a store to make copies of their Jihadi home-movies, and I'm sure other stupid stuff will come out as the case progresses.

What is less apparent is the serious side.

The pursuit of blood soaked suicide in the name of Jihad is the manifestation of an innate cowardice. Sure, they'll blow themselves up for a chance to orgy their brains out in the afterlife, but that's just physical actions, they are scared to face the bloody dysfunction in their own political and spiritual leadership and philosophy.

Now ask yourself a couple of questions:

What if they chickened out of attacking Fort Dix, not because of imminent death, that holds the promise of an orgiastic afterlife, free of the constraints placed on them by their Earthly leaders, but because of a fear that they wouldn't rack up enough of a body-count to please Allah?

What if they got the weapons they sought and went after a softer target, like a shopping mall, or a school?

Then it's not so silly.

Remember Earthlings, even idiots can be dangerous.

Sometimes, they're the most dangerous.

That's all for now.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

3 comments:

jpm100 said...

This is why there is a Prime Directive.

The irony is that only with Western technology can their birthrates outstrip the abuse and misuse of their children. If this was 200 years ago, they'd be gone in a generation or two.

Anonymous said...

Scares the crap out of me!

Anonymous said...

In case anybody thinks mere dumbassedness means it is not a serious plot, keep in mind that the 1993 WTC bombers were caught in part because one of them kept trying to get the deposit back on the truck they used in the bombing. It's like Beavis and Butthead with hand grenades.