6.21.2007

Culture Corner: The Poetry of Terror

A publisher is planning to release a book of the collected poems of Guantanamo Bay prisoners for the edification of Islamists and Moonbats the world over.

In honour of this momentous literary event we at the MoxArgon Group have started Culture Corner to look at the low-down of the high-brow world. And for our inaugural edition we have a selection of the poems being written by the sage scribes of Gitmo.

1.
Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
Let me out now
So I can kill all the Jewish

2.
I want to cut your throats
Killing your kids is good
And it's all your fault
'Cause Rushdie gotta knighthood

3.
We will kill you all
Your empires will fall
It will happen soon
Because you printed a cartoon

4.
I'd rather cut necks
Than have sex
I'd rather cut throats
Than screw goats

5.
Lefties want me free
To go on a killing spree
Gitmo is cruel
Is what I say to the fools
For getting a lap dance
From a woman in hot-pants

6.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Then I killed him and his family

Wow, it really shows the soulful depths of the imprisoned Jihadist.

Anyone else have a poem from Gitmo? Leave it in the comments...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are sick.

Patty said...

I support GWB’s right to unlawfully hold these prisoners and torture the shit out of them. Who cares if some of them may be innocent they are just dirty brown people anyway. Let’s just continue to rape them. I enjoy hearing that these dirty brown people are subject to eating their own shit.

Rick said...

Let's try to get our minds around one thing: except for a small portion of America, like those of us in the fields of Left Blogsylvania, no one fuckin' cares that innocent people, captured, tortured, tortured again when they try to protest are in U.S. custody. It's easier to just believe the Gitmo detainees are, as the administration tells us repeatedly, terrible, awful, murderous people. 'Cause not to believe that means you have to confront what's being done in your name. Or suppress it in that Great American Storehouse of Repressed Memory, hoping it never creeps out to consciousness.

Bush would like you to just shrug your shoulders if a few hundred innocent "dirty brown" people are tortued and killed at Gitmo it is no great loss really, they are probably just terrorist lovin evil doers anyway. Those poems will certainly prove that!

Remulak MoxArgon said...

These is some really bad poems.

None of them even rhyme.

And it's a crime.

When you don't rhyme.

This time.

And eat a lime.

Anonymous said...

Boo Friggin Ho the Repugs will say
When a dirty brown terrorist dies

If I had to do it my way
I’d poke out their dirty brown eyes

What do you mean this one was not guilty
What makes you think that?
No judge, no jury, just plain filthy
Especially since they are all from Iraq

Is that better Moxie?

Remulak MoxArgon said...

It's a tad racist for my tastes.

Anonymous said...

That is the point.

Sekhmet said...

Y'all want racist? Let's laugh at some racists here:


They assume that terrorists grew up poor in some tent in the desert.

Oh, it gets better.

They also assume (get this) that the descendants of the people who invented algebra are primitives incapable of violence without the "white man's" intervention---forgetting, of course that Middle Easterners are white folks themselves.

I kid you not!

They also believe that these alleged tent-dwelling, brown-skinned primitives are incapable of controlling their emotions when presented with slight provocations like un-veiled women, Jews, knighthood for Salman Rushdie, and the like, so they should not be subject to criticism.


I mean, Aryan Nations has nothing on these guys..

Anonymous said...

Sekhmet you are not as fun or as intelligent as Moxie.