(Ruler of the the Known Universe)

Greetings puny Earthlings.

It has come to my attention that some Earthlings think of me and my colleagues in The MoxArgon Group as being too distant since we don't actually live on your planet.

Well, that's about to change.

We have recently concluded negotiations, without bloodshed, for a genuine full-blooded Earthling blogger to join our ranks as our token Earthling correspondent.

He's dealt with us many times in the past, in fact, it was his know how that got us into this whole 'blogging' thing in the first place. And even though we've had our differences, he still manages to deal with us with the proper amount of fear and sycophancy.

I'm talking about Vox Poplar, who is cutting down on his own blogging, so he can contribute his unique brand of fake yet accurate journalism to the MoxArgon Group, and he might even participate in the occasional Intergalactic Roundtable.

I mean someone has to get the coffee, right?

So I want you all to be nice to Mr. Poplar, because we sure as hell won't be.

So until next time, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.


Damian G. said...

I knew that you guys were in cahoots!

There always was a certain Canadian air to this blog!!!

RT said...

Well that and you can see it on the sitemeter, eh?

I just don't want to know what kind of probing went on to get the "technical know how."

Remulak MoxArgon said...

You act like you're surprised?

We've been using Poplar since the beginning, we've made videos with him and I even took over his blog during a little disagreement we had about money.

Sekhmet said...

You want to know where they probed Vox Poplar for the technical know-how? You want to *really* know where they probed him? I'll tell you where they probed him!

They probed him on their SHIP! What were *you* thinking?