Aren't I Your Favourite?

I don't believe it.

At the time of this writing I am tied for third place with Android CAI-7!

What the hell is that about?

I'm the guy who is so good at explaining things.


I'm the guy who hasn't made any plans to conquer your planet!

Okay, I can understand voting for Remulak, he's Mr. Big Shot Intergalactic Ruler and everyone wants to brown-nose, but did you know that he's not as nice as he claims.

While the Earthling Vick was running a dog-fighting ring old Remulak was running his own horrifying testament to animal abuse.

Behold!



That's right. He started the World Series of Dog Poker.

The bastard.