Aren't I Your Favourite?

I don't believe it.

At the time of this writing I am tied for third place with Android CAI-7!

What the hell is that about?

I'm the guy who is so good at explaining things.

I'm the guy who hasn't made any plans to conquer your planet!

Okay, I can understand voting for Remulak, he's Mr. Big Shot Intergalactic Ruler and everyone wants to brown-nose, but did you know that he's not as nice as he claims.

While the Earthling Vick was running a dog-fighting ring old Remulak was running his own horrifying testament to animal abuse.


That's right. He started the World Series of Dog Poker.

The bastard.


Leo Pusateri said...

Man--that was goood!

Your post brought a smile to end my night.



RT said...

There, I voted for you. Now stop your whining! :)

Anonymous said...

I voted for you first!


Remulak MoxArgon said...


I am so gonna kick your ass for this.

Sekhmet said...

Oh, the.......humanity?