I don't believe it.
At the time of this writing I am tied for third place with Android CAI-7!
What the hell is that about?
I'm the guy who is so good at explaining things.
I'm the guy who hasn't made any plans to conquer your planet!
Okay, I can understand voting for Remulak, he's Mr. Big Shot Intergalactic Ruler and everyone wants to brown-nose, but did you know that he's not as nice as he claims.
While the Earthling Vick was running a dog-fighting ring old Remulak was running his own horrifying testament to animal abuse.
That's right. He started the World Series of Dog Poker.