Greetings puny Earthlings.
Xran isn't available to do his "Xran Xplains" for today. He called in 'sick' but is probably hiding in shame from his gratuitous slander against me and the World Series of Dog Poker. All to win a silly popularity poll.
Now this story hasn't been getting much attention in the MSM, mostly because it makes Democrats look bad, so there's a chance you haven't heard that the Dems killed John Doe.
Not literally.
Not yet at least.
The Democrats killed what was called the "John Doe Amendment" a piece of legislation that would protect people who make good faith reports of suspicious behaviour to authorities about potential terror threats from nuisance lawsuits.
So, I'm going to explain why using Xran's rather unique style...
Xran isn't available to do his "Xran Xplains" for today. He called in 'sick' but is probably hiding in shame from his gratuitous slander against me and the World Series of Dog Poker. All to win a silly popularity poll.
Now this story hasn't been getting much attention in the MSM, mostly because it makes Democrats look bad, so there's a chance you haven't heard that the Dems killed John Doe.
Not literally.
Not yet at least.
The Democrats killed what was called the "John Doe Amendment" a piece of legislation that would protect people who make good faith reports of suspicious behaviour to authorities about potential terror threats from nuisance lawsuits.
So, I'm going to explain why using Xran's rather unique style...
These are...
To get it they need
donated by people
who pay to see
kids dressed like THIS
And they'll be looking at getting more
MONEY
from the lawsuits
Which will also go to...
who pay to see
kids dressed like THIS
And they'll be looking at getting more
MONEY
from the lawsuits
Which will also go to...
Lawyers who will make millions off of nuisance lawsuits against people who see potential terror threats.
Of course silencing potential reports of suspicious behaviour will lead to another...
Of course silencing potential reports of suspicious behaviour will lead to another...
As they sue the government for not preventing the attack.
And for CAIR
from stories of an "Islamophobic Backlash"
And for CAIR
from stories of an "Islamophobic Backlash"
Then CAIR
and the TRIAL LAWYERS
kick back some of their MONEY
to DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGNS
so they can get
POWER
And pass laws that will make more MONEY
for CAIR
&
TRIAL LAWYERS
and the TRIAL LAWYERS
kick back some of their MONEY
to DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGNS
so they can get
POWER
And pass laws that will make more MONEY
for CAIR
&
TRIAL LAWYERS
Is that all clear now?
Man this thing was a pain in the ass to write. I'll leave future ones to Xran.
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BTW: While the World Series of Dog Poker is officially certified by the Intergalactic Animal Protection Service as a benign animal sporting event, there is something else that a certain member of this group organizes that goes beyond the pale of cruelty. I won't name this group member, let's just say his name rhymes with "sex-ran" and he runs....
That's a new low. Even for him.
3 comments:
Can't have the slapping of monkeys, now can we?
LOVE the picture of Lionel Hutz!
more wet monkeys...more wet monkeys....
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