7.22.2007

MoxArgon Explains: Screw You John Doe

Greetings puny Earthlings.

Xran isn't available to do his "Xran Xplains" for today. He called in 'sick' but is probably hiding in shame from his gratuitous slander against me and the World Series of Dog Poker. All to win a silly popularity poll.

Now this story hasn't been getting much attention in the MSM, mostly because it makes Democrats look bad, so there's a chance you haven't heard that the Dems killed John Doe.

Not literally.

Not yet at least.

The Democrats killed what was called the "John Doe Amendment" a piece of legislation that would protect people who make good faith reports of suspicious behaviour to authorities about potential terror threats from nuisance lawsuits.

So, I'm going to explain why using Xran's rather unique style...

These are...
DEMOCRATS
They want POWER
To get it they need

MONEY

CAIR
has money
donated by people
who pay to see
kids dressed like
THIS

And they'll be looking at getting more
MONEY
from the lawsuits

Which will also go to...

TRIAL LAWYERS

Lawyers who will make millions off of nuisance lawsuits against people who see potential terror threats.

Of course silencing potential reports of suspicious behaviour will lead to another...

MASSIVE TERROR ATTACK

Which will mean more MONEY
for


TRIAL LAWYERS

As they sue the government for not preventing the attack.

And for
CAIR
from stories of an "Islamophobic Backlash"

Then CAIR
and the
TRIAL LAWYERS
kick back some of their
MONEY
to
DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGNS
so they can get
POWER

And pass laws that will make more
MONEY
for
CAIR
&
TRIAL LAWYERS

It's what I call a self-fulfilling idiocy.

Is that all clear now?

Man this thing was a pain in the ass to write. I'll leave future ones to Xran.

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BTW: While the World Series of Dog Poker is officially certified by the Intergalactic Animal Protection Service as a benign animal sporting event, there is something else that a certain member of this group organizes that goes beyond the pale of cruelty. I won't name this group member, let's just say his name rhymes with "sex-ran" and he runs....

WET MONKEY SLAP FIGHT CLUB!

That's a new low. Even for him.

3 comments:

RT said...

Can't have the slapping of monkeys, now can we?

Wyatt Earp said...

LOVE the picture of Lionel Hutz!

Rogue said...

more wet monkeys...more wet monkeys....