9.06.2007

BAGMAN ON THE RUN!

Evening everybody, it's your pal Norman Hsu here, and I got another song to commemorate my recent flight from the law. I hope you like it.

Snuck outside those four walls, ran away forever,
For raising shady money for Democrats to use,
Jail Hsu, screw you.

I'll never get sent in there,
Because I was giving cash away
To the Democrat Party.
All I need is to run far away
And I'll never get sent to there. (If he ever gets sent there)

Well, my plan exploded with a mighty crash
And I went on the run,
And George Soros said to the Clinton so fair
I Hope you're having fun.

Bagman On The Run, Bagman On The Run.
And The Jailer Man and LAPD Sam were searching every one
For the bagman on the run, Bagman on the run,
Bagman on the run, Bagman on the run

Well, the big Judge drew a heavy sigh
Seeing that I didn't come,
And an alarm was ringing in the village square
for the bagman on the run.

Bagman On The Run, Bagman On The Run.
And the Jailer Man and LAPD Sam were searching every one
For the bagman on the run, Bagman on the run,
Bagman on the run, Bagman on the run

Yeah the Bagman On The Run, Bagman On The Run,
Bagman on the run, Bagman on the run

Well, the night was falling as the political world
began to settle down.
In the town they're searching for me everywhere,
but I never will be found.

Bagman On The Run, Bagman On The Run.
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for evermore

For the Bagman On The Run, Bagman on the run,
Bagman On The Run, Bagman On The Run

1 comment:

B.C. said...

He'll turn up somewhere with a suicide note (which will have handwriting that will look strangely reminiscent of a certain Senator's from NY) and six bullets in the back of his skull and 43 stab wounds in his spine.

Then, oddly enough, all of his personal files will be found to be missing.

It's amazing how such things "just happen" to "Friends of Bill 'n' Hill" who are about to start singing and send them down the river, isn't it?