12.14.2007

REALITY CHECK!: Questions You Must Ask Yourself

Greetings puny Earthlings.

Remulak MoxArgon here, with some questions that I think you should ask yourself.

WHO DOES THE CIA REALLY WORK FOR?
It certainly isn't the US government. In fact they seem to be actively conspiring against the legally elected government of President George W. Bush, and no one seems to care.

WHY IS THE MEDIA HYPING HUCKABEE?

The man is Jimmy Carter without the apparent anti-Semitism. Why aren't conservative Republicans not in the least bit suspicious over the liberally-biased press giving a 'Huckaboom' to such a weak candidate who would crash and burn in a national election?

WHY DO HEDGE FUND BILLIONAIRES SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATS?
Hedge fund operators are the worst plutocrats in the world. They thrive on chaos and the failure of whole economies. Why isn't anyone asking why they all seem to be supporting the Democratic Party? Does anyone honestly believe they have the world's best interests at heart?

WHY WON'T AL GORE SHUT UP?
Even his most devoted acolytes are starting to balk at paying $3,000 a minute to listen to a multi-millionaire tell them to either give him money or be forced by UN edict to live like medieval surfs. And why is Al Gore so eager to give the corrupt and incompetent UN the right to tax America's carbon output? That's literally giving a basically incompetent criminal organisation the power to tax your right to breathe?

That's all for now keep watching the skies because we're watching you.

PS: My Earthling friend Furious D has some new posts about Hollywood at his pop-culture blog. I like to pimp the links on occasion.

2 comments:

RT said...

Thanks for making me feel irksome.

jpm100 said...

The media is hyping Huckabee to steal Romney's thunder. Many of the early primaries were likely going to Romney. A strong early showing may have taken him into other primaries as a stronger challenger where Fred and Rudy are out front.

In those same markets, Huckabee hasn't got a chance, but Romney did.

Its a combination of evangelical prejudice and the slightly right of centers trying to undermine Romney's initial strong showing.

I'm not convinced Romney is 100% behind his platform, but it is a more convincingly conservative platform than Guiliani and Fred's record is also questionable.

In politics, timing is everything. And even the recent backlash against Huckabee will take time to register with voters considering the malaise of the holidays. The timing is just about right for Huckabee to dilute Romney's showing and then disappear into obscurity.

Luck or well played, idk.