Hello Earthlings, Tektak F. Mechanoid here!A happy belated Hanukkah to all my family, to most of my goy friends a preemptive Merry Christmas, and to all you atheists out there: ___________________.
Now there's a lot of talk about just who is a dictator and who isn't on your planet. So I've taken a break from my cameo appearance in the Family Units Xmas special to give you folks a few signs that you might be a dictator.
1. If Sean Penn comes to visit you...
...you might be a dictator.
2. If you hang people not for what they've done, but for what they are...
...you might be a dictator.
3. When you talk about genocide as a positive thing...
...you might be a dictator.
4. When you hear about water-boarding, and the first thing that comes to your mind is: "Wussies..."
...you might be a dictator.
5. When your idea of reform is to drive your nation back a few decades, if not centuries...
...you might be a dictator.
6. When you have journalists killed instead of being pwned by bloggers...
...you might be a dictator.
7. When Democrats think you need aid money...
...you might be a dictator.
8. When you like to label everything "People's" this and "Socialist" that...
...you might be a dictator.
9. When the CIA wants you to stay in power...
...you might be a dictator.
10. When your answer to everything is "kill'em"...
...you might be a dictator.
11. When you screw up, instead of taking responsibility, you blame the Jooos....
...you might be a dictator.
And to answer the question that's on all your puny little minds... Remulak did not score on this test. He's more of a tyrant than a dictator.
I'm due back on set, so all you Earthlings keep watching the skies and stay on point.
1 comment:
It's always da JOOOOOOOOOO'ssss!
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