12.09.2007

You Might Be a Dictator...

Hello Earthlings, Tektak F. Mechanoid here!

A happy belated Hanukkah to all my family, to most of my goy friends a preemptive Merry Christmas, and to all you atheists out there: ___________________.

Now there's a lot of talk about just who is a dictator and who isn't on your planet. So I've taken a break from my cameo appearance in the Family Units Xmas special to give you folks a few signs that you might be a dictator.

1. If Sean Penn comes to visit you...

...you might be a dictator.

2. If you hang people not for what they've done, but for what they are...

...you might be a dictator.

3. When you talk about genocide as a positive thing...

...you might be a dictator.

4. When you hear about water-boarding, and the first thing that comes to your mind is: "Wussies..."
...you might be a dictator.

5. When your idea of reform is to drive your nation back a few decades, if not centuries...
...you might be a dictator.

6. When you have journalists killed instead of being pwned by bloggers...

...you might be a dictator.

7. When Democrats think you need aid money...

...you might be a dictator.

8. When you like to label everything "People's" this and "Socialist" that...

...you might be a dictator.

9. When the CIA wants you to stay in power...

...you might be a dictator.

10. When your answer to everything is "kill'em"...

...you might be a dictator.

11. When you screw up, instead of taking responsibility, you blame the Jooos....

...you might be a dictator.

And to answer the question that's on all your puny little minds... Remulak did not score on this test. He's more of a tyrant than a dictator.

I'm due back on set, so all you Earthlings keep watching the skies and stay on point.

1 comment:

Captain America said...

It's always da JOOOOOOOOOO'ssss!