DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK

Presented by Special Guest Keith Olbermann

(MSNBC Pundit / Part-time Kos-Kid)

I'd like thank Vox Poplar for inviting me to present the inaugural edition of the MoxArgon Group's new feature Douchebag of the Week.

Yes, it's a blatant rip-off of my own "Worst Person In the World" where I ignore mass murdering terrorists, dictators, and the corrupt businessmen who enable them, and instead attack Republicans and conservative bloggers.

Now I have the envelope containing this week's 'Douchebag' but I'm going to take a guess at who it might be.

Could it be the Joint Chiefs of Staff for trying to manufacture another war, this time with the innocent democratic pacifists of Iran by staging another Gulf of Tonkin?

No.

Could it be Anne Coulter for not seeing the nuance and deep political insight in progressive bloggers who are revelling in the recent death of her father?

No.

Maybe it's the Bush-Hitler administration for its ongoing oppression of innocent people in the name of Christian-Fascist-Hebraic Hegemony?

No.

Is it me?

Not this time.

Phew.

Well let's see who it is.

(Opens envelope)

And the MoxArgon Group's Douchebag of the Week is....

CANADIAN HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSIONS!

Gee, I don't know why. All they're doing is trying to silence and censor columnists and journalists like Mark Steyn and Ezra Levant for daring to criticize the plans of the only true religion of peace in the world: Wahabi Islam.

Sure they're just one small part in a massive global effort to use liberal legal institutions to crush free speech and silence opposition to the establishment of a Global Caliphate under Sharia law, but we're talking about the hurt feelings of people who want to kill westerners, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, and Jews.

And hurting their feelings makes you worse than Hitler.

Man, I thought this was going to be like my show, not be all befuddled with facts and 'actual events.'

I'm out of here.

You are all worse than Hitler!

Olbermann out!