1.09.2008

NEWS OF THE EARTH #14: Grade Primary Edition

Howdy Earthlings. Your old buddy Xran here with another edition of NEWS OF THE EARTH!

DATELINE- NEW HAMPSHIRE: Hillary Clinton bounced back from her embarrassing defeat with a close win in New Hampshire. What made Hillary win wasn't her carefully rehearsed tears at a press event, but because New Hampshire's only black voter was voting for McCain.

DATELINE- PERSIAN GULF: Armed Iranian Navy speed boats were aggressive and provocative toward a squadron of American ships. Which means one thing. The Iranians mistook the Iowa primary for Obama being elected president
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DATELINE- PARIS, FRANCE: The nation is in a tizzy over their President's desire to marry Italian model Carla Bruni. Leaving many to wonder who will be his mistress?

Plus it gives me a cheap excuse for cheesecake.

Damn, I'm just awful.

Well, keep watching the skies because we're watching her...

2 comments:

jpm100 said...

Je salue la France conservatrice

irish19 said...

If Sarkozy doesn't want her, I'll be happy to take her off his hands.