Howdy Earthlings. Your old buddy Xran here with another edition of NEWS OF THE EARTH!DATELINE- NEW HAMPSHIRE: Hillary Clinton bounced back from her embarrassing defeat with a close win in New Hampshire. What made Hillary win wasn't her carefully rehearsed tears at a press event, but because New Hampshire's only black voter was voting for McCain.
DATELINE- PERSIAN GULF: Armed Iranian Navy speed boats were aggressive and provocative toward a squadron of American ships. Which means one thing. The Iranians mistook the Iowa primary for Obama being elected president.
DATELINE- PARIS, FRANCE: The nation is in a tizzy over their President's desire to marry Italian model Carla Bruni. Leaving many to wonder who will be his mistress?
Plus it gives me a cheap excuse for cheesecake.
Damn, I'm just awful.Well, keep watching the skies because we're watching her...
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Je salue la France conservatrice
If Sarkozy doesn't want her, I'll be happy to take her off his hands.
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