1.23.2008

NEWS OF THE EARTH #16

Hi folks, Xran here, filling in for Remulak who is currently on Mars looking for his pet Squinker. The little scamp is always getting into trouble, and Squinker does it too.

Anyway, let's get this ball rolling.



DATELINE- SOUTH CAROLINA- Former Senator/ Actor/Lawyer and current GOP candidate Fred Thompson is now a former candidate because he's dropped out of the race. This leave IMAO with a big hole in their material.

DATELINE- FLORIDA- Former Arkansas clemency dispenser Mike Huckabee is suffering a cash crunch that's effecting his ability to run in Florida. You know what that means, there'll be a handout from a Soros cut-out group coming.

DATELINE- NEW YORK- After reports of the untimely death of actor Heath Ledger come reports that the walking tumour known as Rev. Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church will be protesting at his funeral. Methinks Phelps doth protesteth too mucheth. For some reason I'm getting visions of Phelps & Co. getting jumped by a horde of angry Batman fanboys in full Joker outfits. Seem rather fitting...

DATELINE- WASHINGTON- Once again the blogosphere are all over a media screw-up like stink on a Targellian Dewlapper. This time it's the DisAssociated Press for printing a press release by George Soros backed groups repeating the 'Bush Lied People Died' meme. The same media that doesn't see a major story in a billionaire with a shady history manipulating American politics, bias perhaps?

DATELINE- NEW YORK- There's a mystery around the discovery of guns & a small pipe-bomb factory in the apartment of a Columbia University professor. Now I don't know if I should be more worried if I were an Earthling, but this professor's speciality was studying the spread of deadly diseases. Lovely.

That's all for now, keep watching the skies...yadda, yadda, yadda....

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