The Push Poll Game

Okay puny Earthlings.

We have a new game for you to try today. I call it, the Push Poll Game.

All you have to do is match the push poll question with the campaign who is asking it.

So let's get started:

Would you like to vote for:

a) A saintly Christian minister who is personally endorsed by Jehovah himself, who will rain hell-fire on those who don't support him.

b) A cross dressing philandering friend of homosexuals.

c) An evil billionaire who belongs to a wacky cult that probably doesn't eat babies as part of their godless rituals, but could be.

d) A crotchety old war veteran who might just be a brainwashed Manchurian Candidate programmed to hand over the country to the Red Chinese.

e) A cranky old actor whose hot wife shows that he is somehow connected to Satan.
Who would you like to vote for:

a) A brilliant independent woman who can single handedly bring lower oil prices, world peace, and universal health care if only you'd help her defeat oppressive men and a vast-right wing conspiracy.

b) A naive inexperienced child who spends his free time snorting cocaine off the butt of a prostitute while reciting passages from the Koran.

c) A wussy pretty boy ambulance chaser.
Guess which campaigns composed those polls, and win a prize. A DAY PASS from the mucus mines!

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.


Wyatt Earp said...

Oh, oh, oh, call on me, I'm ever so smart!!!

It was Ron Paul, right???

B.C. said...

I'm stumped. Could ya' give us a few hints?