Okay puny Earthlings.
We have a new game for you to try today. I call it, the Push Poll Game.
All you have to do is match the push poll question with the campaign who is asking it.
So let's get started:
REPUBLICAN PUSH POLL QUESTION:
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
We have a new game for you to try today. I call it, the Push Poll Game.
All you have to do is match the push poll question with the campaign who is asking it.
So let's get started:
REPUBLICAN PUSH POLL QUESTION:
Would you like to vote for:DEMOCRATIC PUSH POLL QUESTION:
a) A saintly Christian minister who is personally endorsed by Jehovah himself, who will rain hell-fire on those who don't support him.
b) A cross dressing philandering friend of homosexuals.
c) An evil billionaire who belongs to a wacky cult that probably doesn't eat babies as part of their godless rituals, but could be.
d) A crotchety old war veteran who might just be a brainwashed Manchurian Candidate programmed to hand over the country to the Red Chinese.
e) A cranky old actor whose hot wife shows that he is somehow connected to Satan.
Who would you like to vote for:Guess which campaigns composed those polls, and win a prize. A DAY PASS from the mucus mines!
a) A brilliant independent woman who can single handedly bring lower oil prices, world peace, and universal health care if only you'd help her defeat oppressive men and a vast-right wing conspiracy.
b) A naive inexperienced child who spends his free time snorting cocaine off the butt of a prostitute while reciting passages from the Koran.
c) A wussy pretty boy ambulance chaser.
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
2 comments:
Oh, oh, oh, call on me, I'm ever so smart!!!
It was Ron Paul, right???
I'm stumped. Could ya' give us a few hints?
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