1.18.2008

The New Douchebags of the Week

Greetings puny Earthlings.

Now you're probably wondering why you're seeing another Douchebag of the Week when the week isn't over yet.

Well, we at the MoxArgon Group had an editorial meeting* and after much discussion we decided to change the format, because there's just too much douchebaggery for just one Douchebag of the Week.

So here we go, in no particular order...

1. Canadian Human Rights Commissions. You read all about them the other day, and they're still douchebags, and not just for picking on Steyn and Levant.

2. The New York Times. For claiming th
at all veterans were "homicidal ticking time bombs" for being less likely then a civilian to commit murder. Their new slogan: All the news that's fit to print... if it helps al Qaida.

3. Hillary Clinton. For pandering to minorities for votes, and when those votes threaten to go to someone else, she has her minions file a lawsuit to take the vote away from them. Classy.

4. Mike Huckabee. I know, people will say I'm picking on him, but his blend of sanctimony, hypocrisy, sleaziness, and constant flip-flopping. I just hope the evangelicals can see through the bogus Christian posturing and see what he really is: Jimmy Carter.

5.
Mark Deli Siljander. Former Republican congressman who has just been indicted for raising money for terrorists, and then lying about it.

So I want all you folks on the list to remember:

And remember to keep watching the skies because we're watching you.
*I basically told everyone that the format was gonna change, and put a gun to the head of anyone who disagreed. Sometimes it's good to be the king.

1 comment:

jpm100 said...

Organizations like the HRC are a consequence of the politics of multiculturalism especially after they have achieved the balkanization of a country.

This is why immigration needs to be controlled in the US to levels where assimilation can take hold.