2.18.2008

Ask The MoxArgon Group: Depth of Winter Edition

To bring a little sunshine in your bleak little lives I've decided that it's time for another edition of
ASK THE MOXARGON GROUP!


So put your questions in the comments, and we'll answer them as only the most supreme intellects in the Known Universe can.

12 comments:

RememberSekhmet said...

So, what do you think is going to happen at the Democrats' convention?

Buckaroo Banzai said...

If Hillary Clinton leaves New York at 1pm traveling at 55 mph, and Nancy Pelosi leaves California at 3pm traveling at 65 mph, when will they meet in a head-on collision replete with fireballs?

Anonymous said...

Why do they still sell things like Head Cheese at the Deli counter in my local market?

Unknown said...

Has Ann Coulter officially outlived her usefulness following her announcement that she now supports Hillary Clinton over John McCain?

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?

Sezme said...

How do you feel about the U.S. military shooting satellites out of the sky?

momster said...

My son worries abut aliens coming to suck his brains out. What can I say to reassure him?

Chris in NC said...

Hey Remulak!

Why should anyone believe McCain when on a Sunday in California he said that he would never want Roe V. Wade to fall and 4 days later in the Bible Belt he's talking about his active role in trying to kill Roe V. Wade?

Where do we get these sucky candidates?

Why haven't you just come down here and wiped out the losers in charge already and imposed a rule that would be much better than what we have?

How many demons are gang raping that fake prophet of the religion of piss "mohammed" at any given time in hell?

Anonymous said...

Who was the first person to look at an egg coming out of a chicken's butt and thought "YUMMY!"

Anonymous said...

What is th airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Anonymous said...

Should Obama be elected to the highest office in the land, what is the correct and proper salutation, Mr President, Your most high worshipfulness, or Der Fuhrer?

Anonymous said...

What is a predatory lender, and what does it eat? Do they make good pets?