Hey-hey-hey, Goodbye!

Fidel Castro has announced his retirement.

Well here are somethings he can do to fill his autumn years:

1. Move to Miami, I understand there's a lot of Cuban retirees living there. I'm sure they'll have a lot in common.

2. Pursue a career as a celebrity endorser. I think Depends needs someone.

3. Become a masked wrestler in Mexico under the name Il Diablo Incontinento.

4. Join the cast of the next season of Dancing with the Dictators!

5. Get a job with the Obama campaign.

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