4.01.2008

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL PUNY EARTHLINGS

THE INVASION OF YOUR PLANET
HAS BEGUN

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

YOUR PUNY MILITARY HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

YOUR PUNY NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE POWERLESS
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

YOUR GOVERNMENTS ARE NOW UNDER MY DIRECT CONTROL

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

THERE IS NO DEFENCE

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!


THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP US

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

THE PLANET EARTH THAT YOU KNEW IS NO MORE

ALL HAIL YOUR CONQUEROR
REMULAK MOXARGON
RULER OF THE KNOWN UN
IVERSE
&
ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOVERNOR
SNOTGLOB
OVERLORD OF THE PLANET EARTH
LONG MAY IT REIGN OVER YOU WRETCHED PUNY EARTHLINGS






















APRIL FOOLS!

You probably figured out the prank when I named Snotglob as your governor. I wouldn't trust that mutant to organize anything. In fact, it was Snotglob who gave the Democrats the idea of using "super-delegates."

You should see the look on your faces...

I can, and I know I had you going.

4 comments:

Editor said...

thank goodness you are here, i had been afraid we would have Hillary or Obama in charge soon.

cary said...

Good grief, yes - let's get you installed soon, before we have to choose between dumb and dumberer.

RT said...

Silly alien! I live in New Jersey. All we do is elect the likes of Snotglob. He'd fit right in. I hear McGreevey likes foreign guys.

Anonymous said...

At first I was like "Ho hum, another alien invasion." Like, you know, aliens invade Earth all the time. We must be some sort of practice run for all agressive alien species. As if there's some sort of intergalactic checklist that goes:

Step 1: build evil invasion force
Step 2: Test on unsuspecting 3rd planet of remote star system
Step 3: Challenge Overlord Moxargon for galactic domination.

But then I saw Snotglob assigned as our local overmind, and my mind reeled. Effn Snotglob!?!! Do you hate us that much? Was that 3 fingered guy we dissected in the black ops train lab a friend of yours or something? I mean we did return all your stuff that fell out when you crashed your saucer in Area 51. We even had someone dress up as a cheerleader and jump up and down, and we still get that ignorant hermaphrodidic slut?!?

Then I saw that April fools note. Good one Moxy.