Hello Earthlings. TekTak here with another edition of NEWS OF THE EARTH!
1. Cosmologist, physicist, and all around dude Stephen Hawking said that life on other planets is probable, but intelligent life is rare. Tell me about it, we have yet to find any on Earth.
2. Hillary Clinton declared that if Iran nuked Israel, she, as president would "totally obliterate them." Since she is a Democrat, I'm sure she thinks "obliterate" mean send them a strongly worded letter saying that their actions weren't exactly nice.
3. The Washinton Post recently ran a story that claimed that John McCain's temper disqualifies him from the presidency. When asked to comment on the story McCain yelled: "Aaaarrgh! McCain SMASH!!"
That's all for now, keep watching the skies and all that.
1. Cosmologist, physicist, and all around dude Stephen Hawking said that life on other planets is probable, but intelligent life is rare. Tell me about it, we have yet to find any on Earth.
2. Hillary Clinton declared that if Iran nuked Israel, she, as president would "totally obliterate them." Since she is a Democrat, I'm sure she thinks "obliterate" mean send them a strongly worded letter saying that their actions weren't exactly nice.
3. The Washinton Post recently ran a story that claimed that John McCain's temper disqualifies him from the presidency. When asked to comment on the story McCain yelled: "Aaaarrgh! McCain SMASH!!"
That's all for now, keep watching the skies and all that.
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