5.15.2008

Random Rambling Reality Checks

Greetings puny Earthlings. Time to cash a few more reality checks.

1. The Vatican officially declared that it acknowledges the existence of aliens. All I have to say on the subject is that it's about time, we gave them the forms to fill out in 1459. That bureaucracy is slower than the DMV.

2. Some idiot is trying to get Barack Obama elected by selling stupid t-shirts with Curious George as Barack Obama. Come on you moronic Traggle dropping, if there's any fictional character that Obama looks like, it's Barney Fife!

3. Sean Penn declared that the since he was named chief judge of the Cannes Film Festival, only properly political films will qualify for the once prestigious Palm D'or. Nothing says that you're a liberal, than forcing people to obey your mad political edicts. Hey Sean, take a chill pill, and learn to laugh again, that rod up your ass has a rod up its ass.

4. In other movie news people are jumping on actor Jack Black for blowing the secret that the pregnant Angelina Jolie is carrying twins. That was not his intention, he was just talking about her boobs, it's all just a coincidence. Get off his back.

5. Joe Biden called President Bush's recent comments about the stupidity of appeasement "bullshit." I guess he knows, he's full of it.

6. Barack Obama was also offended by Bush's statements, claiming that his foreign policy platform is not appeasement, but more like fellatio.

7. Hillary Clinton said something about it too, but since nobody cares about her anymore I don't really know what she said.... Is she still in the race?

That's all for now, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

5 comments:

Marvin said...

What did Cobra Commander say this week? I think that young man has a good chance in this race.

Rogue said...

ha ha...he said fellatio...

At least ImaDinnerJacket will have two giant hand holds on the sides of Obama's head.

zoey said...

are any of you female aliens? just wondering.

Remulak MoxArgon said...

Android CAI-7 is technically gender neutral, and Snotglob is a hermaphrodite, which is almost female, but not in any way any sane species would want to touch, since it is Snotglob we're talking about.

zoey said...

well alrighty then. that explains so much!