6.12.2008

Certificate Certifiable

There's a lot of talk lately about Barack Obama's birth certificate. After some Democrats tried to disqualify McCain for being born at a naval base it's natural for folks on the other side to start asking questions, especially when the Obama campaign cites it on it website in its attempt to spin his relationship with Bill Ayers, and Obama's refusal to release it at the time of this writing.

Obama's refusal is sparking all sorts of speculation as to what shocking secrets it might reveal, and I should tell you that I know the shocking secret.

Barack Obama's father wasn't an economist from Kenya, his real father is...
Don't tell me you can't see the resemblance?
Old joke, get no laugh?


Fine, be that way, and keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent! Thank you for making that obvious!

-- chicopanther

marvin said...

I always suspected.

On a side note I heard about the space shuttle being bumped by an unknown object today. I hope you guys won't drinking and flying.

LGD said...

I was thinking of Obama as Howdy Doody. But in the interests of interstellar peace I'll concede the point to you

RT said...

HA! Obamam even has the nervous stammer and confusion.

cmblake6 said...

He's communist pisslamic scum, regardless of who his father may truly be.

zoey said...

lmao! i adore you guys ;)