There's a lot of talk lately about Barack Obama's birth certificate. After some Democrats tried to disqualify McCain for being born at a naval base it's natural for folks on the other side to start asking questions, especially when the Obama campaign cites it on it website in its attempt to spin his relationship with Bill Ayers, and Obama's refusal to release it at the time of this writing.
Obama's refusal is sparking all sorts of speculation as to what shocking secrets it might reveal, and I should tell you that I know the shocking secret.
Barack Obama's father wasn't an economist from Kenya, his real father is...
Don't tell me you can't see the resemblance?
Old joke, get no laugh?
Fine, be that way, and keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.