6.27.2008

TekTak's Culture Corner: Obamalot!

Hello Earthlings, TekTak F. Mechanoid, your favourite singing cyborg here.

Looks like the Right Wing Conspiracy is trying to ham in on my act by doing their own political song parodies.

Well, well, looks like I'm going to have to teach this little upstart a lesson in just who the king of bad-ass beats and melodic mash-ups really is... cause's it a throw-down, a show-down, hell no I won't slow down, 'cause he's gonna go-down....OLD SCHOOL STYLE!


A-hem.... mi-mi-mi-mi....


OBAMALOT
(to the tune of Camelot sung/spoke by Richard Burton)

It's true! It's true! The media's made it clear.
That I, Obama, must be perfect all the year.

I will pass a massive tax-hike right here:
To take away all the money that you've got.
Cause there's a legal limit to what you earn here
In Obamalot.

I will ban all your guns if you remember
One hour after I'm sworn in on the dot.
While terrorists run free and dismember
In Obamalot.

Obamalot! Obamalot!
I know my policies are bizarre,
But in Obamalot, Obamalot
That's how conditions are.

My health plan will cause research to slow down.
And your chance for needed surgery will disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For crippling socialism than here
In Obamalot.

Obamalot! Obamalot!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Obamalot, Obamalot
Those are my wacky laws.

The fairness doctrine will tell you only my side.
And all my critics will soon disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For crippling socialism than here
In Obamalot.


Why mess with the rest, when you've got the best!

Yeah!

Break-dance time!

7 comments:

Chris in NC said...

I bow to your mastery! Still, I thought another one under the bus was cute.

I'll post your link as soon as I get a post Saturday. :)

Wyatt Earp said...

To quote the Guinness guys: "BRILLIANT!"

zoey said...

hi Remulakm Tektak, and guys... i thought you would like to participate in my caption contest today. it's right up your alley so to speak.. :cough:

blatherings.blog.com

Chris in NC said...
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Chris in NC said...

Obamalot was brilliant. For sure.

Here's the post linking to it!

http://bamapachyderm.com/archives/2008/06/28/obamalot/

Have a good weekend Overlords.

Anonymous said...

weak!

Remulak MoxArgon said...

Barack? Is that you?


Why didn't you leave a name?